Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[viber]

Just wondering is all.

Got any plans tonight?

[mostlyajerk]

You mean other than breaking the law?

I suppose I could add breaking and entering into your apartment to the list.

[viber]

Ohhh yes.

I got no plans like a total loser so if you want to save me from being socially pathetic, that'd be totes cool.

[mostlyajerk]

Not sure what it's going to do for your social status, unless you want to invite an audience to come and watch, but I can at least help with your boredom.

What are yo wearing, Cisquito?

[viber]

Two is better than one, at least I won't be flying solo. It means I'll have someone else to be pathetic with. Or sexy with. We don't really get pathetic. I mean I do but you tend to keep your cool. It's super annoying.

Hey, so, when do I get to tie you up and make you pathetic and horny?

I got my Star Wars tee on. I know, sexy.

[mostlyajerk]

You get needy. It's delicious.

Now, Cisco, you're my enemy. I remember the last time you had me at your mercy, I'm in no hurry for a repeat.

Are you only wearing the shirt, because at least that makes for easy access.

[viber]

You do amazing things to my body. I can't help it.

Woah, woah, hold up.

You think I'd use that frequency device on you? Like in bed? Or ever? Dude, I destroyed it. Seemed kind of cruel but like, come on. This isn't real mercy! You have me at mine bu you're not really going to hurt me... right?

[mostlyajerk]

Your body is pretty amazing. Especially in the ways I can get it to react.

No. I'd not hurt you like that.

[viber]

You know how to play me. It's hot. Definitely a turn on.

But you think I would? Dude, not cool.

[mostlyajerk]

You enjoy pain so much, it's interesting. I should play more with that. Nothing severe, of course. But fun can be had.

No, I don't think that. But you have back-up and I don't and ultimately we're still on opposing sides.

[viber]

I thought it'd bother me more but kind of does it for me. I never thought that'd be a thing I'm into.

So you don't trust me, basically? You think we'd be getting kinky and I'd just what? Call the Flash and take you to the pipeline or something?

[mostlyajerk]

Nothing to be ashamed of. Obviously, as you can tell, I am very, very much into it too.

And no, I don't think that. Look, it's just a line. You're not my boyfriend, are you? I could end up back in the pipeline one day.

[viber]

You like it too, huh? Cool. Glad it's not just one of those creepy things you humour.

I guess. So that's a no one me every getting to do stuff with you? Just seems weird. I mean I trust you enough to tie me to the bedpost and you're technically the bad guy here. Seems weird you can't just trust me back but if that's what you gotta do, that's cool.

[mostlyajerk]

You'll get a boyfriend eventually and I'm sure he'll gladly let you do whatever you want to him. Or girlfriend, whichever. I already know you'd be good at it. It's not like I haven't thought about it.

[viber]

You thought about it? So if I want to do mutual bondage stuff, I have to be dating the person? Got it. I didn't know that. Sorry, that's my bad.

[mostlyajerk]

Well. It's just kind of my rule. It's not about not trusting you. It's just bad experiences.

But of course I thought about it. You know that look you get in your eyes when you pin me down and look at me? It's very inspiring.

[viber]

Cool, cool. No worries. I get it.

Glad I can be jerking off worthy material to get you in a good headspace. I'd be happy to fuel it more but I don't want to cross your line thing.

So, erm, what happens when you find a boyfriend then? Like I assume our whole situation stops?

[mostlyajerk]

You're very good for my fantasies, Cisco. These days I'd almost say that you ARE my fantasy. Beautiful, shiny hair, your eyes, your lips, your body, the way you smell and how your skin feels. Perfection.

I'm not exactly looking.

[viber]

I'm glad you're into me. Fantasy wise. I am too. I like a lot about you I didn't think I would. Hell, I'm even into that whole cocky smug thing now and that used to piss me off like crazy. You're kind of cute when you get cocky.

Well, we at least have something cool.

[mostlyajerk]

Very much so. The coolest.

So, you have no plans for tonight?

[viber]

Nah, no plans.

You want to come over?

[mostlyajerk]

I want you to get dressed, Cisquito. I'm taking you out.

[viber]

Oh okay. So wait

like a date?

[mostlyajerk]

I was more thinking going to a gay club together, call it what you like.

But I want to see you in your tightest jeans.

[viber]

A gay club? What are we going to do there?

Okay, what about shirts? I don't have any sort of 'yay gay' sort of shirts.