Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[mostlyajerk]

Now I want to hear what you think the actual order is. I think everyone else agreed that it's my ass. Trickster took a poll.

ALAS.

[viber]

He rigged the poll and everyone knows it. He does the same poll on everyone and every time, ass wins. He's an ass man and he totes uses like spam bots or messes with the results.

Also his followers recently voted you and him as couple of the year so what do the know?

[mostlyajerk]

Sure, but maybe everyone just has really hot asses. I mean, I know you're more one for pecs and abs.

Yes, he has a thing for me. Meeting him at a gay bar for the first time in person probably didn't help.

[viber]

I just appreciate the effort, you know? Some are so well sculpted, takes a lot of work. Especially yours.

So do you and him have like a thing too?

[mostlyajerk]

Doesn't take that much effort, I just got in the habit of training when I take breaks.

How loose do you think my schedule is?

Anyway, have you seen any naked pictures of me on his social media accounts?

[viber]

I never have time to do stuff like that. Or the effort. Or the energy.

And yes. All the time.

He tends to pixelate stuff and they usually get flagged for inappropriate and taken down but dude, I've seen your blurred junk on his twitter before... did you not know this?

[mostlyajerk]

I was joking.

What.

[viber]

If it helps, I usually flag them on your behalf.

but er yeah

if it's any consolation, you're not the only rogue he uploads nudes off. Last week he had one of Mark.

[mostlyajerk]

That's just Mark. He sends nudes whenever he's drunk.

I've no idea where he fucking gets nudes of me.

[viber]

I don't know but he seems like a creepy and efficient little stalker.

If you want, we can lock him in the pipeline? Remove his phone?

[mostlyajerk]

No, he's...

It's complicated. I'll sort him out.

For now, get your sexy ass down.

[viber]

My sexy ass is coming down.

See you in a sec :D