Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[viber]

You thought about it? So if I want to do mutual bondage stuff, I have to be dating the person? Got it. I didn't know that. Sorry, that's my bad.

[mostlyajerk]

Well. It's just kind of my rule. It's not about not trusting you. It's just bad experiences.

But of course I thought about it. You know that look you get in your eyes when you pin me down and look at me? It's very inspiring.

[viber]

Cool, cool. No worries. I get it.

Glad I can be jerking off worthy material to get you in a good headspace. I'd be happy to fuel it more but I don't want to cross your line thing.

So, erm, what happens when you find a boyfriend then? Like I assume our whole situation stops?

[mostlyajerk]

You're very good for my fantasies, Cisco. These days I'd almost say that you ARE my fantasy. Beautiful, shiny hair, your eyes, your lips, your body, the way you smell and how your skin feels. Perfection.

I'm not exactly looking.

[viber]

I'm glad you're into me. Fantasy wise. I am too. I like a lot about you I didn't think I would. Hell, I'm even into that whole cocky smug thing now and that used to piss me off like crazy. You're kind of cute when you get cocky.

Well, we at least have something cool.

[mostlyajerk]

Very much so. The coolest.

So, you have no plans for tonight?

[viber]

Nah, no plans.

You want to come over?

[mostlyajerk]

I want you to get dressed, Cisquito. I'm taking you out.

[viber]

Oh okay. So wait

like a date?

[mostlyajerk]

I was more thinking going to a gay club together, call it what you like.

But I want to see you in your tightest jeans.

[viber]

A gay club? What are we going to do there?

Okay, what about shirts? I don't have any sort of 'yay gay' sort of shirts.

[mostlyajerk]

Dance a little, honey.

What do you imagine a 'yay gay' shirt would look like?

[viber]

If you think you can keep up with me :D

idk like rainbows or dudes kissing or like all that LGBTQ symbol stuff? I guess.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, I'll try. Or watch some other unfortunate guy fail to keep up.

We can work on that kind of gay. For now, what shirts do you have that are just a bit too tight?

[viber]

You will dance with me though, right?

Why would I want to wear them tight? Dude, I'm not ripped like you, I got nothing good to show off.

[mostlyajerk]

Definitely planning on it. Unless you find a hotter option.

Trust me, Cisco, your body's plenty impressive. But if you're not down with that, do you have anything that cuts off at the arms?

[viber]

Nah, I doubt it. I don't really need to. Like you, I'm not looking either.

I got one of those but none of my shirts are that tight. Well, I got one v-neck but you can kind of see my nipples through it.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, perfect. Go with that. Your nipples and your neck are your weak spots, easy access is much appreciated.

I don't suppose you own eyeliner?

[viber]

You know how to manipulate both to make me whine. I'd be more annoyed but it gets me off so eh

Nah, sorry. Why would I wear that anyway?

[mostlyajerk]

Because your eyes are amazing. If I looked like you, I probably couldn't help but draw more attention to them. You're gorgeous. I can see it, bit of eyeliner, hair out of your face, then it all gets messed up again when I kiss you properly.

[viber]

My eyes are just like eyeish, I never though I had to bring them out but hey, cool, didn't know I had nice eyes. Always good to know I'm rocking something. I usually just assume it's my hair people are digging.

So will you kiss me tonight? Do I get one of those?

[mostlyajerk]

Your hair, your ass, your stomach, your thighs, your lips, your hair, definitely, your smile, your nose, you're pretty much the whole package. I've no idea how you're single.

Kiss you?! In public?! Gasp.

[viber]

Cause I'm a total nerd. I tend to lose all swag when I start to talk. And I don't know. I guess I have a quality people don't dig? People like me, they just never seem to want to date me.

Hey, dude, you're dragging me to a gay club, I should get a kiss. Then some seriously kinky drunken sex. I'll pre-consent while sober so it won't be taking advantage.

[mostlyajerk]

People are idiots, on the whole. Sometimes I forget that. I get why people don't want to date me. You? Not so much.

You'll get a kiss. You'll get a kiss and me grinding against you on the dance-floor.

[viber]

I don't know, I think you're dateable. Even if you're a total dick sometimes. And dude. no one wants to hook up with the dork with the star wars sheets and the cap undies. I'm not exactly a date magnet.

Oh. Hot. I am so game for this.