Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[mostlyajerk]

Doesn't take that much effort, I just got in the habit of training when I take breaks.

How loose do you think my schedule is?

Anyway, have you seen any naked pictures of me on his social media accounts?

[viber]

I never have time to do stuff like that. Or the effort. Or the energy.

And yes. All the time.

He tends to pixelate stuff and they usually get flagged for inappropriate and taken down but dude, I've seen your blurred junk on his twitter before... did you not know this?

[mostlyajerk]

I was joking.

What.

[viber]

If it helps, I usually flag them on your behalf.

but er yeah

if it's any consolation, you're not the only rogue he uploads nudes off. Last week he had one of Mark.

[mostlyajerk]

That's just Mark. He sends nudes whenever he's drunk.

I've no idea where he fucking gets nudes of me.

[viber]

I don't know but he seems like a creepy and efficient little stalker.

If you want, we can lock him in the pipeline? Remove his phone?

[mostlyajerk]

No, he's...

It's complicated. I'll sort him out.

For now, get your sexy ass down.

[viber]

My sexy ass is coming down.

See you in a sec :D