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mostlyajerk) wrote2016-06-25 04:02 pm
mostlyajerk) wrote2016-06-25 04:02 pm
Then why are you in a cage?
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Dance a little, honey.
What do you imagine a 'yay gay' shirt would look like?
What do you imagine a 'yay gay' shirt would look like?
Oh, I'll try. Or watch some other unfortunate guy fail to keep up.
We can work on that kind of gay. For now, what shirts do you have that are just a bit too tight?
We can work on that kind of gay. For now, what shirts do you have that are just a bit too tight?
Definitely planning on it. Unless you find a hotter option.
Trust me, Cisco, your body's plenty impressive. But if you're not down with that, do you have anything that cuts off at the arms?
Trust me, Cisco, your body's plenty impressive. But if you're not down with that, do you have anything that cuts off at the arms?
Oh, perfect. Go with that. Your nipples and your neck are your weak spots, easy access is much appreciated.
I don't suppose you own eyeliner?
I don't suppose you own eyeliner?
Because your eyes are amazing. If I looked like you, I probably couldn't help but draw more attention to them. You're gorgeous. I can see it, bit of eyeliner, hair out of your face, then it all gets messed up again when I kiss you properly.
My eyes are just like eyeish, I never though I had to bring them out but hey, cool, didn't know I had nice eyes. Always good to know I'm rocking something. I usually just assume it's my hair people are digging.
So will you kiss me tonight? Do I get one of those?
So will you kiss me tonight? Do I get one of those?
Your hair, your ass, your stomach, your thighs, your lips, your hair, definitely, your smile, your nose, you're pretty much the whole package. I've no idea how you're single.
Kiss you?! In public?! Gasp.
Kiss you?! In public?! Gasp.
Cause I'm a total nerd. I tend to lose all swag when I start to talk. And I don't know. I guess I have a quality people don't dig? People like me, they just never seem to want to date me.
Hey, dude, you're dragging me to a gay club, I should get a kiss. Then some seriously kinky drunken sex. I'll pre-consent while sober so it won't be taking advantage.
Hey, dude, you're dragging me to a gay club, I should get a kiss. Then some seriously kinky drunken sex. I'll pre-consent while sober so it won't be taking advantage.
People are idiots, on the whole. Sometimes I forget that. I get why people don't want to date me. You? Not so much.
You'll get a kiss. You'll get a kiss and me grinding against you on the dance-floor.
You'll get a kiss. You'll get a kiss and me grinding against you on the dance-floor.
You're cute. I've wrapped up here, I have to change and then we can meet up. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to wear.
Also, a lot of guys are nerds. You could find your perfect match!
Also, a lot of guys are nerds. You could find your perfect match!
Of course I'll wear something tight, my ass is my best attribute.
There is one not far from your place, actually. We can walk, I could pick you up.
Aw, poor nerds are missing out.
There is one not far from your place, actually. We can walk, I could pick you up.
Aw, poor nerds are missing out.
Now I want to hear what you think the actual order is. I think everyone else agreed that it's my ass. Trickster took a poll.
ALAS.
ALAS.
He rigged the poll and everyone knows it. He does the same poll on everyone and every time, ass wins. He's an ass man and he totes uses like spam bots or messes with the results.
Also his followers recently voted you and him as couple of the year so what do the know?
Also his followers recently voted you and him as couple of the year so what do the know?
Sure, but maybe everyone just has really hot asses. I mean, I know you're more one for pecs and abs.
Yes, he has a thing for me. Meeting him at a gay bar for the first time in person probably didn't help.
Yes, he has a thing for me. Meeting him at a gay bar for the first time in person probably didn't help.
Doesn't take that much effort, I just got in the habit of training when I take breaks.
How loose do you think my schedule is?
Anyway, have you seen any naked pictures of me on his social media accounts?
How loose do you think my schedule is?
Anyway, have you seen any naked pictures of me on his social media accounts?
I never have time to do stuff like that. Or the effort. Or the energy.
And yes. All the time.
He tends to pixelate stuff and they usually get flagged for inappropriate and taken down but dude, I've seen your blurred junk on his twitter before... did you not know this?
And yes. All the time.
He tends to pixelate stuff and they usually get flagged for inappropriate and taken down but dude, I've seen your blurred junk on his twitter before... did you not know this?
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