Hartley Rathaway - Pied Piper (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mostlyajerk) wrote2016-06-25 04:02 pm
mostlyajerk) wrote2016-06-25 04:02 pm
Then why are you in a cage?
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"I don't know. Cause you don't want to follow the rules, I assume. And I figured your goals were mostly to piss us all off." Cisco grinned playfully. No, he had no idea why the hell Hartley did what he did, he just knew that he did it. As Cisco moved to the front of his apartment building, he licked the remains of the ice cream from his fingers then paused, frowning. "... Ew, dude. No. Screw that, you're ripped and badass, you'd do fine. He's a scrawny twink, he wouldn't."
"Well, that's a fun side effect." Hartley laughed and pulled out his wallet, looking through it. "I'm glad you're so confident I'd be top dog in prison, but I'm not quite that ripped. Anyway, I'm giving you an assignment, something you can do while yearning for me. Time you get to know me."
Hartley pulled out a card and wrote a number down with a pen, then handed the card to Cisco. "That's my bank account. You know we just pulled off that heist the other day. You can text me when you've found out why I do what I do and maybe I'll come over again."
Hartley pulled out a card and wrote a number down with a pen, then handed the card to Cisco. "That's my bank account. You know we just pulled off that heist the other day. You can text me when you've found out why I do what I do and maybe I'll come over again."
"Wait. So you're not going to come in?" Aww. That sucked. Cisco pouted a little and took the card, heaving a sigh and shoving it into his back pocket. "Dude, you are still the worst. I thought now we had this whole kinky hero and villain thing, we wouldn't have to do the homework and assignments thing." With a sigh, he rubbed at his face and tried to focus, he was too drunk to research tonight so he guessed he was just going in to jack off and pass out,
"I'll text you when I know."
"I'll text you when I know."
"Nah, not tonight. I'm a bit too drunk, honestly, my ears are feeling weird, I'd just fall asleep on you or whine. Not very sexy. You'll get the sexy kinky stuff when you've done your homework." However, that didn't keep him from pushing Cisco back against his door so he could kiss him, very much deep and maybe even loving, not that he'd admit to that. "Make sure to text me soon then, Cisquito."
"I will." Cisco gaped slightly and pressed against the wall, clearly into this and clearly looking to be with the other tonight. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. With a sigh, Cisco pulled a face and moved to the door. "Could have just slept over. I would have cuddled you while you whined and everything but no, now I gotta do homework. Lame."
"Sure you would have." Hartley laughed and put his hands into his pockets, turning to walk away. "Better do your homework thoroughly, I might grade you on it."
I gave you my bank account number last time!!!
I can't be trusted around you.
I can't be trusted around you.
Is that because you just found out I have no money?
It'd probably be weird anyway, you either eat very sexual or just plain disgusting.
I don't get it.
I mean, fill out a profile of what you want in someone you date and I hit none of those criteria for you.
I mean, fill out a profile of what you want in someone you date and I hit none of those criteria for you.
Smart, handsome, wants me?
That's my main three criteria. You hit two out of three. Yeah, I know, you only want to do me right now but my personality isn't so bad.
Then the add plus of the rest like great in bed, loves science, watches dorky films, reads cool books annnnd likes rats. Rats are adorable, I am so pro-rat.
That's my main three criteria. You hit two out of three. Yeah, I know, you only want to do me right now but my personality isn't so bad.
Then the add plus of the rest like great in bed, loves science, watches dorky films, reads cool books annnnd likes rats. Rats are adorable, I am so pro-rat.
Okay.
What about me being a dick? What about me being terrible at talking to people?
What about, you know, my personality?
I'm pretty much designed to push people away.
What about me being a dick? What about me being terrible at talking to people?
What about, you know, my personality?
I'm pretty much designed to push people away.
So you're a dick. So am I
Do you see me sweating that? Whatever. People who love you don't care you're a dick cause neither of us is a dick twenty four seven. If you were, you'd have waaaay more money in your bank account.
And you want to talk terrible social skills? HELLO! Have you met me?
Do you see me sweating that? Whatever. People who love you don't care you're a dick cause neither of us is a dick twenty four seven. If you were, you'd have waaaay more money in your bank account.
And you want to talk terrible social skills? HELLO! Have you met me?
People like you.
That's the difference between us. I'm useful, I'm not likeable.
I mean, I'm fine with that. I'm just saying. I know you're into what I can make you feel, but actually being with me? That's a lot more annoying.
That's the difference between us. I'm useful, I'm not likeable.
I mean, I'm fine with that. I'm just saying. I know you're into what I can make you feel, but actually being with me? That's a lot more annoying.
Yeah, I'm likeable. That's why I have three friends in the entire world. Dude, half the city hates me, I kind of blew it up. People still spit in my drinks at certain restaurants and normal people still think I'm this raging nerd that just spews pop culture.
No one is entirely liked.
And how do you even know what I'll feel if I'm around you and we're not doing it if you never stick around after or see me before. You jump to a lot of conclusions for a scientist and I have to say, not cool. You lectured me for this very thing when we worked together.
No one is entirely liked.
And how do you even know what I'll feel if I'm around you and we're not doing it if you never stick around after or see me before. You jump to a lot of conclusions for a scientist and I have to say, not cool. You lectured me for this very thing when we worked together.
That was because you made conclusions that could potentially blow the lab up, not because you were nervous about dating someone who's officially your enemy.
Well not officially.
I mean we can get kind of pedantic here but you're a rogue and honestly, I know you guys try but you're like one step away from selling girl scout cookies some days.
Last time someone attacked the city, Leonard rushed in to save Barry. And don't quote me on this buuuuuut I'm pretty sure they cuddled. It was weird BUT the point is, you guys suck as enemies and you should just quit. And cuddle me. Well, just you, not all the rogues. That'd be weird.
I mean we can get kind of pedantic here but you're a rogue and honestly, I know you guys try but you're like one step away from selling girl scout cookies some days.
Last time someone attacked the city, Leonard rushed in to save Barry. And don't quote me on this buuuuuut I'm pretty sure they cuddled. It was weird BUT the point is, you guys suck as enemies and you should just quit. And cuddle me. Well, just you, not all the rogues. That'd be weird.
Are you sure? Because Mark and Mick both give pretty good cuddles, when you can keep them from strangling you instead.
So. You want to date me?
So. You want to date me?
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