Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[viber]

That too. But like scary horny. Scorny????

I did? Oh god. I don't even remember that.

[mostlyajerk]

Scorny, that actually works. It's ridiculous, but it works.

You did. I was actually pretty entertained, I'm just not sure being near me is good for your liver.

[viber]

I am so scorny for you. Also I just sorta wanna cuddle and be your bae and never ever drink again.

Like seriously. Never again. I am so hung over, I wanna die. So you don't have to worry about my liver, I'm quitting drinking.

[mostlyajerk]

Never ever drinking again does seem like a good plan, do that.

Although I'm not so sure you'll still feel that way when it's time to party again.

You're sweet.

[viber]

I'll always remember the way I sobbed against the knee when you tried to leave and then took off my clothes and lay on the floor and that alone will keep me sober.

Am I sweet enough to get another date?

[mostlyajerk]

You don't think you'd not rather just try being friends first?

[viber]

Okay. We could try the friend thing.

You wanna be frinds?

[mostlyajerk]

No, I want to pin you against a wall and kiss your breath away, but I'm considering practicality.

[viber]

I miss kissing you, I miss the way you're sweet to me and I miss you.

I miss sex so much too.

[mostlyajerk]

Sex is very enjoyable.

It's strange, to read about you saying I'm sweet to you.

[viber]

You petted my head when I had a panic attack. And you always give hugs. Rare as they may be.

[mostlyajerk]

You make crime really damn awkward, I should have known you'd do the same with dates.

[viber]

Is that good or bad? It sounds like both.

[mostlyajerk]

Let's say, you were sexier before you called me a bitch.

[viber]

I'm sorry I said bitch. I said it once and I just couldn't seem to stop! I knew a rap was a bad idea.

[mostlyajerk]

Next time I should bring duct tape.

[viber]

oh.

yes.

do that.

[mostlyajerk]

Is that the kind of date you want? Turned on and tied up?

...I really should have known that.

[viber]

either that or we netflix and chill. Like for real netflixing, not secret coded fucking.

I have so many shows and films I wanna show you.

[mostlyajerk]

Like what, Cisquito? I've watched a few.

[viber]

I forwarded you a PDF. It has the shows I like, I colour coded them and added them to a chart for easy reading. Yellow means I started, blue means I finished, red means I stopped and green marks at the end are whether or not I think you'd be into it. I also sent a PDF with them arranged by genre too.

[mostlyajerk]

...is this what you've been doing the last hour?

[viber]

No, this was an ongoing project, the last hour has mostly been being dead and texting you.

[mostlyajerk]

You have an ongoing project of recording what shows I'd like?

[viber]

I sometimes make notes. It's helpful.