Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[viber]

You petted my head when I had a panic attack. And you always give hugs. Rare as they may be.

[mostlyajerk]

You make crime really damn awkward, I should have known you'd do the same with dates.

[viber]

Is that good or bad? It sounds like both.

[mostlyajerk]

Let's say, you were sexier before you called me a bitch.

[viber]

I'm sorry I said bitch. I said it once and I just couldn't seem to stop! I knew a rap was a bad idea.

[mostlyajerk]

Next time I should bring duct tape.

[viber]

oh.

yes.

do that.

[mostlyajerk]

Is that the kind of date you want? Turned on and tied up?

...I really should have known that.

[viber]

either that or we netflix and chill. Like for real netflixing, not secret coded fucking.

I have so many shows and films I wanna show you.

[mostlyajerk]

Like what, Cisquito? I've watched a few.

[viber]

I forwarded you a PDF. It has the shows I like, I colour coded them and added them to a chart for easy reading. Yellow means I started, blue means I finished, red means I stopped and green marks at the end are whether or not I think you'd be into it. I also sent a PDF with them arranged by genre too.

[mostlyajerk]

...is this what you've been doing the last hour?

[viber]

No, this was an ongoing project, the last hour has mostly been being dead and texting you.

[mostlyajerk]

You have an ongoing project of recording what shows I'd like?

[viber]

I sometimes make notes. It's helpful.

[mostlyajerk]

Cute. Worrisome. What are your priorities?

I might hold you hostage today.

[viber]

Mostly always having the best possible date movie and/or show.

Oh. Cool. What time?

[mostlyajerk]

Roughly an hour, I suppose.

Someone has to take care of you.

[viber]

You're so good to me, there are legit tears right now.