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[mostlyajerk]

It's not about not forgiving you, it's about not upsetting you. I want to move in with you and I don't want to make you try to leave me instead.

We can try to save him. <3

[trickedya]

I won't. I'll move in with you, it'd be nice to have a proper place and I got no shit to actually move so it won't take long. I want to do this, Hart. I just had a weak moment.

They're cute so come here and play with them. Also James is scared of rats so we so need somewhere else to stash them.

[mostlyajerk]

Okay. If you're sure. We can go look at the place together then.

How many rats are we talking here?

[trickedya]

Are you sure? You sound kind of unsure.

Erm, twenty... but I found some people willing to take some? Normal safe people not in this building, don't worry. Some are kinda sick too so I don't know if they'll last but I let them nap on our bed.

[mostlyajerk]

I'm unsure, because I don't know if you'll just bolt again in one way or another. I am sure that I want to live with you.

We can keep the sick ones. I can maybe help them a little bit. But rats need a lot of space, just so you know. I looked into making rat cages before.

[trickedya]

I won't. I had a moment of panic, I get those sometimes. When things look like they could work out. I ran away a lot of as a kid too. I'm working on it. I don't want to blow this, you're the best thing in my crappy life.

The cage they had them in was so cramped, I'm mostly letting them roam free now cause the cage I used to move them sucks. James is gonna kill me.

[mostlyajerk]

You're the best thing in my life. I'm just not sure what else to do to make you believe that.

James really is. You can only hope that I get there before he does. I'm still on the bus.

[trickedya]

I don't not believe it, if that helps? It's just a little voice in my head is all. And I ignore it! I know you love me, I would never doubt that for a second.

They're so cute!!!! Be faster

[mostlyajerk]

I'm glad you believe me. I can show you pictures of the place.

I can't go faster, I'm on a bus and I can't make the bus go faster. Well. i could, technically, but I doubt it'd be appreciated if I fiddle with the motor.

[trickedya]

SHOW ME :D

Darn >: me and the rats are sad. Also what can I feed rats? Can they have normal people food or do I need special food?

[mostlyajerk]

It's not big, but it has an actual bed, so it wins.

They can mostly eat whatever you eat, just easy on the sugar and everything else that seems dodgy.

[Pictures attached.]

[trickedya]

I'm giving them dinner them. We're gonna share.

Oh woah, swanky! Compared to what we have now, anyway. This is going to be so cool

[mostlyajerk]

That's adorable.

I forgot to take pictures of the bathroom, since I'm an idiot, but there's an actual tub in there. The house has a washer/dryer room and a gym, apparently. It's pretty new, so, small, but nice? It smells clean.

[trickedya]

I feel like simba on pride rock and these are my little ratty subjects. They're all watching and waiting.

I'm excited. Honestly. It's going to be so cool. I'll have to get a legit job and then we can decorate it!

[mostlyajerk]

Aw, I want to see that.

Yeah, if you want. I'm already studying, I basically have to finish the first two years before I can get paid at STAR labs, but I'm already almost done with the first, given everything. I'm hoping to get enough points for the second as soon as possible. I'm not sure how much I'd get, but anything is better than nothing.

[trickedya]

[Have a load of pictures of his adorable rat army.]

I'll be rooting for you and I'll try not to get in the way like I did last time you had to study and all i wanted to do was fuck you. My bad. In my defence, I'm way more interesting than whatever you were reading about. And getting you pissy is fun.

You break out the handcuffs.

[mostlyajerk]

Yeah, you're clearly already helping my concentration. You did notice that the bed has a headboard, didn't you? I tested, it's sturdy. Definitely taking the handcuffs.

I'll need another ten minutes or so.

[trickedya]

But what if I want a late night booty call and you're being a nerd? You can't just tie me down and forget about me. I'll just be loud and annoying ;)

YES!

[mostlyajerk]

Apparently I'm supposed to stuff underwear in your mouth. Your friend told me all about that, the REALLY twink-looking one, what's his name again?

[trickedya]

You are not stuffing my undies in my mouth and do you have any idea how many twink looking friends I have. Could be any of them!

[mostlyajerk]

I don't know, I like the idea of you chewing on my underwear while I'm finally getting the peace to work.

All of your friends are so twink looking. Like, I actually love that, the only way I can ever feel macho. And it was the blond one, he likes the cut-off jeans, boyshorts style? He always wants to hump my thigh.

[trickedya]

Kinky. But no, I need to tell you how hot I am so you come over and fuck me instead of ignoring me like a dick >:

Oh yeah, I get who you mean. Horny little fucker, all over us both. He has a big thing for humiliation and bondage so I'm not shocked at his advise.

[mostlyajerk]

Hartley unlocked the door and stooped down to keep a rat from running out, whistling as it climbed up his arm. He looked at Axel and raised his eyebrows. "I believe keeping you from telling me how hot you are would be the point of the exercise. We'll have to try some time."

Of course he had his magical Disney princess powers, so Hartley didn't really have any trouble with gathering most of them around him as he crouched down. "We need to put them somewhere or James will kill us all."

[trickedya]

"I already got over-excited and tweeted about it so odds are, he knows but if we can keep them out of the kitchen, he won't kill us." James was very funny about his kitchen and the one time Axel didn't wash his hands and touched something, he literally got grounded and had to do a time out in the corner.

"Before we get to work and start saving James' place from rats, you have to give me a kiss." Axel pouted and looked up at Hartley, three rats pretty much clinging to him. "That's how couples work. They kiss hello. We have to set a good example to the rats so they know how happy mommy and daddy are."

[mostlyajerk]

"I don't know what relationship you are in, but in mine there's no mommy or daddy. That's just going down a slippery slope." Hartley rolled his eyes, but he did lean down to give him a kiss, unsure how he felt on the whole. But uncertainty was probably safer than happiness, so he'd roll with it. "Hey. Do you want to move tomorrow?"