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[mostlyajerk]

You're the best thing in my life. I'm just not sure what else to do to make you believe that.

James really is. You can only hope that I get there before he does. I'm still on the bus.

[trickedya]

I don't not believe it, if that helps? It's just a little voice in my head is all. And I ignore it! I know you love me, I would never doubt that for a second.

They're so cute!!!! Be faster

[mostlyajerk]

I'm glad you believe me. I can show you pictures of the place.

I can't go faster, I'm on a bus and I can't make the bus go faster. Well. i could, technically, but I doubt it'd be appreciated if I fiddle with the motor.

[trickedya]

SHOW ME :D

Darn >: me and the rats are sad. Also what can I feed rats? Can they have normal people food or do I need special food?

[mostlyajerk]

It's not big, but it has an actual bed, so it wins.

They can mostly eat whatever you eat, just easy on the sugar and everything else that seems dodgy.

[Pictures attached.]

[trickedya]

I'm giving them dinner them. We're gonna share.

Oh woah, swanky! Compared to what we have now, anyway. This is going to be so cool

[mostlyajerk]

That's adorable.

I forgot to take pictures of the bathroom, since I'm an idiot, but there's an actual tub in there. The house has a washer/dryer room and a gym, apparently. It's pretty new, so, small, but nice? It smells clean.

[trickedya]

I feel like simba on pride rock and these are my little ratty subjects. They're all watching and waiting.

I'm excited. Honestly. It's going to be so cool. I'll have to get a legit job and then we can decorate it!

[mostlyajerk]

Aw, I want to see that.

Yeah, if you want. I'm already studying, I basically have to finish the first two years before I can get paid at STAR labs, but I'm already almost done with the first, given everything. I'm hoping to get enough points for the second as soon as possible. I'm not sure how much I'd get, but anything is better than nothing.

[trickedya]

[Have a load of pictures of his adorable rat army.]

I'll be rooting for you and I'll try not to get in the way like I did last time you had to study and all i wanted to do was fuck you. My bad. In my defence, I'm way more interesting than whatever you were reading about. And getting you pissy is fun.

You break out the handcuffs.

[mostlyajerk]

Yeah, you're clearly already helping my concentration. You did notice that the bed has a headboard, didn't you? I tested, it's sturdy. Definitely taking the handcuffs.

I'll need another ten minutes or so.

[trickedya]

But what if I want a late night booty call and you're being a nerd? You can't just tie me down and forget about me. I'll just be loud and annoying ;)

YES!

[mostlyajerk]

Apparently I'm supposed to stuff underwear in your mouth. Your friend told me all about that, the REALLY twink-looking one, what's his name again?

[trickedya]

You are not stuffing my undies in my mouth and do you have any idea how many twink looking friends I have. Could be any of them!

[mostlyajerk]

I don't know, I like the idea of you chewing on my underwear while I'm finally getting the peace to work.

All of your friends are so twink looking. Like, I actually love that, the only way I can ever feel macho. And it was the blond one, he likes the cut-off jeans, boyshorts style? He always wants to hump my thigh.

[trickedya]

Kinky. But no, I need to tell you how hot I am so you come over and fuck me instead of ignoring me like a dick >:

Oh yeah, I get who you mean. Horny little fucker, all over us both. He has a big thing for humiliation and bondage so I'm not shocked at his advise.

[mostlyajerk]

Hartley unlocked the door and stooped down to keep a rat from running out, whistling as it climbed up his arm. He looked at Axel and raised his eyebrows. "I believe keeping you from telling me how hot you are would be the point of the exercise. We'll have to try some time."

Of course he had his magical Disney princess powers, so Hartley didn't really have any trouble with gathering most of them around him as he crouched down. "We need to put them somewhere or James will kill us all."

[trickedya]

"I already got over-excited and tweeted about it so odds are, he knows but if we can keep them out of the kitchen, he won't kill us." James was very funny about his kitchen and the one time Axel didn't wash his hands and touched something, he literally got grounded and had to do a time out in the corner.

"Before we get to work and start saving James' place from rats, you have to give me a kiss." Axel pouted and looked up at Hartley, three rats pretty much clinging to him. "That's how couples work. They kiss hello. We have to set a good example to the rats so they know how happy mommy and daddy are."

[mostlyajerk]

"I don't know what relationship you are in, but in mine there's no mommy or daddy. That's just going down a slippery slope." Hartley rolled his eyes, but he did lean down to give him a kiss, unsure how he felt on the whole. But uncertainty was probably safer than happiness, so he'd roll with it. "Hey. Do you want to move tomorrow?"

[trickedya]

"Is it being mommy that's bugging you because I can totes do that. Though I guess to be politically correct, it's be like daddy and dad. Or daddy and pop-pop. Which just sounds hella lame, you know?" Axel returned the kiss with a playful smile and then picked up the one rat he'd playfully called Dumbo because of his cute little sticky outty ears, petting his little head. "Can we move tomorrow? Cause sure, that's not a terrible idea but it does give us a countdown to get rid of the rats before we move."

[mostlyajerk]

"No, hearing you say daddy just weirds me the hell out, I wasn't even thinking about PC. Although, good point." Hartley sat down on the ground and then just laid back, letting whatever rat felt like it literally climb all over him. "You have a cage, right? We can probably just move them all. I'm mostly thinking it'd be easier, given James, that way we can keep the rats with us until we find somewhere else for the ones we are giving somewhere else."

[trickedya]

"Really? So you're not into the whole daddy thing. Good to know." Some guys really were so it was good to know that wasn't going to be a weird constant in the bedroom. "I have a cage but the cage sucks. It's tiny. They'll be unhappy in it." Axel sighed and checked behind him before he flopped down too, setting a few of them on his chest so they didn't get hurt. He reached out and took Hartley's hand in his own. "How do we decide who to keep and who to get rid of? It almost seems unfair to break them up."

[mostlyajerk]

"Half the stories you tell me about your creepier clients involve you calling them daddy, so it's really not the sexiest associations." Might as well be honest about that. Hartley led Axel's hand to his lips to kiss it, thinking as he did so. "I can probably make a bigger cage fairly quickly, at least one good enough to transport them. And then we'll just see. Maybe some of them don't get along, that would make that easier. Cisco might want some, he's mostly a good guy."

[trickedya]

"Yeah, same. Nothing like a guy twice your age and then some talking to you like a little kid while you're trying to have sex. How is that a turn on?" Axel rolled his eyes and watched as one rat used their linked hands as a bridge to climb over from Axel to Hartley. These things were so cute. "Is Cisco the one you yell at over skype whenever you have a group project? The one that said gay people shouldn't donate blood?" From the context alone, he was sure it was said without thinking but it was still so funny. "Sure, we can let him have rats. If he conceded defeat."

[mostlyajerk]

"Yes. He's in the same program as I am, at STAR labs. And he's an idiot, but mostly he just really likes disagreeing with me, even when he knows he's in the wrong." Hartley watched the rat climb from one arm to the other, smiling at it. "He'd probably concede defeats, these rats are adorable. I'll have to look them over though, make sure they're actually fit to live. Unfortunately lab rats... Well. I'm sure these will be fine."