Yeah, well, I think he's cool. I don't think you are.
Me?
Please, dude, I already did. Kinda. I didn't really tell them or anything but I've been crashing on a friends couch for months now and then I'll get my place annnnnnd then maybe I'll call them. Maybe.
No one thinks you're cool either, dork. And knock it off, dick. You know I'm not into dudes.
Yeeeep. Hey, when I first left, I called them to say I wasn't coming back and then apparently Dante came in so they hung up on me so I'm just like fuck it. They can call me.
No? I don't think they do? Mostly my college classes got in the way of when dinner time was and they had to push it back and they didn't like it so they were mostly pissy over it in general. I'm not shocked me actually getting somewhere got no attention.
... Ew buuuuut I can still win this. Dante had sex with the girl I liked on my own bed. Right on my Star Wars sheets.
What? Straight guys keep talking about it as if it's hard. Very simple with guys, from what I can tell they just get down to business.
That's so ridiculous. You should just go tell random people about how successful you are, get a confidence boost that way. Your brother's not exactly a winner, I met him.
Oh, not a chance. We didn't even have sheets for a while, couldn't afford them. I could go worse.
The last girl I tried to get with, I babbled about shrimp for five minutes... I have no idea why. I don't even eat shrimp. Girls make me panic.
He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
So, we need to either find you a girl at a sushi bar or find a way to keep you from talking.
How often DOES he get up in the morning? Because I doubt it's all that often.
My boyfriend's pimp had me beat up and threatened to shoot me up with heroine and/or rape me, since he stopped buying drugs and didn't want to keep working.
Though, seriously, what's wrong with your brother?
... Your boyfriend is a whore? Oh. I thought people were just trash talking. Okay, dude, that one is good I will give you that BUT my parents once forgot my birthday because Dante had a concert and I thought they were planning me a surprise party and playing dumb because of that so I rushed home all excited annnnd no one was there. And I got no presents. And by the time they remembered, they panic brought my gifts and they were pathetic. I got a Frisbee. Who the fuck wnats a frisbee.
Okay, so... At a club? Loud enough you can't make conversation?
He's quitting. It's complicated, see aforementioned beating up. To get me out Axel had to steal money from our only friend and work for free for a while. Also act like that's a good deal and we ought to be grateful.
That's awful. My parents didn't believe in birthdays or gifts or toys, but at least I never got my hopes up.
Oh dude, that's such a cool idea. I'm gonna do that!
He told me his job was working peer relations and negotiating... huh, weird. I thought he worked for like a legit company as like a HR guy. I did think he was kinda young for that. I'm sorry dude, that must suck.
It's okay, I mean, I learned a really good lesson from that. Never expect nice surprises! And I never have. Not once. I won't ever get my hopes up that high. No more gross sobbing under the kitchen table all alone for me!
Don't tell anyone. I mean, it's not his fault or his choice, but all he gets is judgement, so. Yeah, it sucks. He said he'd be home soon and it's been three hours, just gets you asking yourself more questions.
Yeah, optimism isn't really my style either. I still can't believe I got the scholarship.
I can't help either and I've tried. But that's where your lesson about optimism comes in, I was looking forward to celebrating a little today, kind of a downer now.
Right? He talked to me for almost half an hour about my last project and he'd actually read up on it beforehand. Like, I'd never have thought this would happen.
Yeah but you want me to not talk to anyone :( dick move. You'd miss my commentary.
Nah, don't be dumb, he'll be home and he'll be so excited and happy for you and you will totally have a great time and not be sad or cry under a table. I believe in you both.
He's so cool. I so just wanna hang with him always.
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Keep telling yourself that, Cisquito.
Are you moving out too?
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Me?
Please, dude, I already did. Kinda. I didn't really tell them or anything but I've been crashing on a friends couch for months now and then I'll get my place annnnnnd then maybe I'll call them. Maybe.
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Tell your parents, you mean? See, I call up my parents every now and then, they have yet to answer. Do you know where you want to move?
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Yeeeep. Hey, when I first left, I called them to say I wasn't coming back and then apparently Dante came in so they hung up on me so I'm just like fuck it. They can call me.
I want to go off campus but nowhere too far away.
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Our parents can compete for parents of the year award. Seriously, you'd think your parents would be thrilled with you.
My reasoning too. Might be getting one neat place, it mostly depends on money, since I have none.
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No, they asked me if my 'tinkering' would interfere with their schedules. Dante is very busy. I did get a half-hearted 'congrats' from my dad.
I'm broke too but Wells said we can apply for student living costs and get a grant for housing so not a bad idea.
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Hey, that does put yours in the running over mine at least. But man, they do realise you could literally change the world?
Yes, I'm already looking into that. I mean, I've been sharing a mattress that's not even mine for a long time now, I'd like a bed to share.
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No? I don't think they do? Mostly my college classes got in the way of when dinner time was and they had to push it back and they didn't like it so they were mostly pissy over it in general. I'm not shocked me actually getting somewhere got no attention.
... Ew buuuuut I can still win this. Dante had sex with the girl I liked on my own bed. Right on my Star Wars sheets.
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That's so ridiculous. You should just go tell random people about how successful you are, get a confidence boost that way. Your brother's not exactly a winner, I met him.
Oh, not a chance. We didn't even have sheets for a while, couldn't afford them. I could go worse.
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He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
Your move, bro
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How often DOES he get up in the morning? Because I doubt it's all that often.
My boyfriend's pimp had me beat up and threatened to shoot me up with heroine and/or rape me, since he stopped buying drugs and didn't want to keep working.
Though, seriously, what's wrong with your brother?
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Rarely. Usually afternoons.
... Your boyfriend is a whore? Oh. I thought people were just trash talking. Okay, dude, that one is good I will give you that BUT my parents once forgot my birthday because Dante had a concert and I thought they were planning me a surprise party and playing dumb because of that so I rushed home all excited annnnd no one was there. And I got no presents. And by the time they remembered, they panic brought my gifts and they were pathetic. I got a Frisbee. Who the fuck wnats a frisbee.
idk maybe he'll grow up and be better.
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He's quitting. It's complicated, see aforementioned beating up. To get me out Axel had to steal money from our only friend and work for free for a while. Also act like that's a good deal and we ought to be grateful.
That's awful. My parents didn't believe in birthdays or gifts or toys, but at least I never got my hopes up.
Doubtful, honestly.
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He told me his job was working peer relations and negotiating... huh, weird. I thought he worked for like a legit company as like a HR guy. I did think he was kinda young for that. I'm sorry dude, that must suck.
It's okay, I mean, I learned a really good lesson from that. Never expect nice surprises! And I never have. Not once. I won't ever get my hopes up that high. No more gross sobbing under the kitchen table all alone for me!
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Don't tell anyone. I mean, it's not his fault or his choice, but all he gets is judgement, so. Yeah, it sucks. He said he'd be home soon and it's been three hours, just gets you asking yourself more questions.
Yeah, optimism isn't really my style either. I still can't believe I got the scholarship.
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I'm sorry dude but that sucks. I wish I could help but that is way out of my range of helping. All I can do it is feel bad with you.
Me neither. Wells told me I was brilliant and then actually stopped to look at my work :D so cool.
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I can't help either and I've tried. But that's where your lesson about optimism comes in, I was looking forward to celebrating a little today, kind of a downer now.
Right? He talked to me for almost half an hour about my last project and he'd actually read up on it beforehand. Like, I'd never have thought this would happen.
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Nah, don't be dumb, he'll be home and he'll be so excited and happy for you and you will totally have a great time and not be sad or cry under a table. I believe in you both.
He's so cool. I so just wanna hang with him always.
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I don't know. Mostly texting you as distraction, so there's that.
I can't wait to work with him. He told me about the accelerator. Sounds great.
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I am very good at that. And pretty much only that.
We're going to work on the same thing. Unsettling. I wonder who will kill who first.
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You're good at a handful of other things, promise.
My non-existent money is on me. I'm very street. ;)