The last girl I tried to get with, I babbled about shrimp for five minutes... I have no idea why. I don't even eat shrimp. Girls make me panic.
He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
So, we need to either find you a girl at a sushi bar or find a way to keep you from talking.
How often DOES he get up in the morning? Because I doubt it's all that often.
My boyfriend's pimp had me beat up and threatened to shoot me up with heroine and/or rape me, since he stopped buying drugs and didn't want to keep working.
Though, seriously, what's wrong with your brother?
... Your boyfriend is a whore? Oh. I thought people were just trash talking. Okay, dude, that one is good I will give you that BUT my parents once forgot my birthday because Dante had a concert and I thought they were planning me a surprise party and playing dumb because of that so I rushed home all excited annnnd no one was there. And I got no presents. And by the time they remembered, they panic brought my gifts and they were pathetic. I got a Frisbee. Who the fuck wnats a frisbee.
Okay, so... At a club? Loud enough you can't make conversation?
He's quitting. It's complicated, see aforementioned beating up. To get me out Axel had to steal money from our only friend and work for free for a while. Also act like that's a good deal and we ought to be grateful.
That's awful. My parents didn't believe in birthdays or gifts or toys, but at least I never got my hopes up.
Oh dude, that's such a cool idea. I'm gonna do that!
He told me his job was working peer relations and negotiating... huh, weird. I thought he worked for like a legit company as like a HR guy. I did think he was kinda young for that. I'm sorry dude, that must suck.
It's okay, I mean, I learned a really good lesson from that. Never expect nice surprises! And I never have. Not once. I won't ever get my hopes up that high. No more gross sobbing under the kitchen table all alone for me!
Don't tell anyone. I mean, it's not his fault or his choice, but all he gets is judgement, so. Yeah, it sucks. He said he'd be home soon and it's been three hours, just gets you asking yourself more questions.
Yeah, optimism isn't really my style either. I still can't believe I got the scholarship.
I can't help either and I've tried. But that's where your lesson about optimism comes in, I was looking forward to celebrating a little today, kind of a downer now.
Right? He talked to me for almost half an hour about my last project and he'd actually read up on it beforehand. Like, I'd never have thought this would happen.
Yeah but you want me to not talk to anyone :( dick move. You'd miss my commentary.
Nah, don't be dumb, he'll be home and he'll be so excited and happy for you and you will totally have a great time and not be sad or cry under a table. I believe in you both.
He's so cool. I so just wanna hang with him always.
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He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
Your move, bro
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How often DOES he get up in the morning? Because I doubt it's all that often.
My boyfriend's pimp had me beat up and threatened to shoot me up with heroine and/or rape me, since he stopped buying drugs and didn't want to keep working.
Though, seriously, what's wrong with your brother?
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Rarely. Usually afternoons.
... Your boyfriend is a whore? Oh. I thought people were just trash talking. Okay, dude, that one is good I will give you that BUT my parents once forgot my birthday because Dante had a concert and I thought they were planning me a surprise party and playing dumb because of that so I rushed home all excited annnnd no one was there. And I got no presents. And by the time they remembered, they panic brought my gifts and they were pathetic. I got a Frisbee. Who the fuck wnats a frisbee.
idk maybe he'll grow up and be better.
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He's quitting. It's complicated, see aforementioned beating up. To get me out Axel had to steal money from our only friend and work for free for a while. Also act like that's a good deal and we ought to be grateful.
That's awful. My parents didn't believe in birthdays or gifts or toys, but at least I never got my hopes up.
Doubtful, honestly.
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He told me his job was working peer relations and negotiating... huh, weird. I thought he worked for like a legit company as like a HR guy. I did think he was kinda young for that. I'm sorry dude, that must suck.
It's okay, I mean, I learned a really good lesson from that. Never expect nice surprises! And I never have. Not once. I won't ever get my hopes up that high. No more gross sobbing under the kitchen table all alone for me!
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Don't tell anyone. I mean, it's not his fault or his choice, but all he gets is judgement, so. Yeah, it sucks. He said he'd be home soon and it's been three hours, just gets you asking yourself more questions.
Yeah, optimism isn't really my style either. I still can't believe I got the scholarship.
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I'm sorry dude but that sucks. I wish I could help but that is way out of my range of helping. All I can do it is feel bad with you.
Me neither. Wells told me I was brilliant and then actually stopped to look at my work :D so cool.
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I can't help either and I've tried. But that's where your lesson about optimism comes in, I was looking forward to celebrating a little today, kind of a downer now.
Right? He talked to me for almost half an hour about my last project and he'd actually read up on it beforehand. Like, I'd never have thought this would happen.
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Nah, don't be dumb, he'll be home and he'll be so excited and happy for you and you will totally have a great time and not be sad or cry under a table. I believe in you both.
He's so cool. I so just wanna hang with him always.
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I don't know. Mostly texting you as distraction, so there's that.
I can't wait to work with him. He told me about the accelerator. Sounds great.
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I am very good at that. And pretty much only that.
We're going to work on the same thing. Unsettling. I wonder who will kill who first.
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You're good at a handful of other things, promise.
My non-existent money is on me. I'm very street. ;)