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[mostlyajerk]

No, I'm not mad. I think it's good. Thank you.

My powers are terrifying me, you know that.

...you keep it safe?

[viber]

It doesn't mean I'm scared of you. I don't think you'd ever hurt me on purpose. I'm totally thinking mind control. I know you.

I just didn't know Barry that well.

I keep it where I keep my rare comics. No one knows where I keep either of those so it's safe.

[mostlyajerk]

I could stop Barry. I thought about several ways, other than the obvious one that I hate using. Soundwaves are powerful, with the right frequency, it'd be easy.

But I trust him now. Do you?

[viber]

I think so? I mean he hasn't screwed us other yet and he seems like a good guy.

Totally mad at me still though. I don't think he trusts me.

[mostlyajerk]

Well. He did almost die.

But your logic is sound, cold against speed. I'm more concerned that Snart figured that out too. He's the first really smart guy Barry faced and it didn't really go that well.

[viber]

And I got someone killed. Not the best rep.

I don't know, we beat Snart. Kind of. I mean I fooled him with a vacuum cleaner and some LEDs so he can't be that smart.

[mostlyajerk]

He's not an engineer. You had Barry fooled with that same thing.

Which, by the way? What does a CSI even learn, because it can't be anything worthwhile.

My point is, Barry can't defeat everyone. We need to stop relying on just him.

[viber]

Mostly crime over science and it's mostly all chemistry. Who cares about chemistry? Boooooring.

So like what

do you want to try?

[mostlyajerk]

Not the most exciting. No wonder he knows nothing.

Yeah. I want to. I've been thinking about it.

Thinking about calling myself the Pied Piper.

[viber]

DUDE

I wanted to pick the name :(

... It's that's pretty good. I mean like amazing and I support it but as your boyfriend and best friend, I am offended on so many levels.

[mostlyajerk]

Since you're my boyfriend, you get to tell people that you picked it?

I need a suit. And to show you the flute I've been working on.

[viber]

Nah, I don't take credit, I earn it. We'll let this one go. THIS TIME. Never again :|

Oooh! Can we do that tonight? Can we have dinner and share cool tech and maybe have hot sex?

[mostlyajerk]

Not ever again, if I need another name.

We can have some of these things at least. Do you need me to bring dinner?

Have you ever seen pictures of the Starling City vigilante?

[viber]

YEP. I forgot to get some and now I don't want to move and I'm already a bundle of blankets and watching netflix so yeah. Get food.

Oh yeah, Barry knows him apparently. He's so badass.

[mostlyajerk]

What are you watching? What food do you want? Also, ask nicely, asshat.

I was thinking something more him, less Barry. No offence.

[viber]

Can you PLEASE get me like a triple triple from Big Belly Burger? And I'm just watching Big Bang, my brain isn't in anything serious right now.

So green hood and all that jazz? Oh. Hot.

[mostlyajerk]

Sure. Stop by Big Belly Burger and get one of their plentiful options for me. You're so lucky I'm dating you.

Green hood, yes. Apparently that somehow magically keeps identities safe now. But mostly I just want you to think it's hot.

[viber]

What are you getting? Don't get a salad, I want to share. I know you always get a veggie burger but does that mean you can have some of my burger or what? We can split fries so get two fries. I don't want any green things.

It is hot. Dumb though, like super impractical and bad for combat but we'd get hot sex out of it so I'm so game.

[mostlyajerk]

Your burger has meat in it, genius. But we can split fries. Let me get a salad, I promise, I won't make you eat any.

What do you think would be better for combat?

[viber]

You say that but last time you harassed me with a lettuce leaf.

The kind of thing I gave Barry but you're not into it so I guess the hood would work.

[mostlyajerk]

You were acting like you're allergic to it's presence, I had to use it to subdue you.

Barry is wearing a suit specifically made for speed. I'm not fast, just normal. Well. Faster than you.

I'll need something to hold my flute though.

[viber]

I AM! It's so gross, man. So gross.

Everyone is faster than me, that's not an achievement.

So a utility belt?

[mostlyajerk]

Salad is delicious. Did you ever try the rice noodle salad they have at the Thai restaurant?

Something like that. Although wearing it on a belt would probably cut into my movement. Maybe something on my thigh?

[viber]

Nah. I don't eat food that has the word salad in it, usually ends badly.

Thigh holster? Makes sense. So, hey, am I making you this costume or what? Cause I have ideas and I already started sketches and I can sew waaaaay better than you.

[mostlyajerk]

Badly? Like you feeling as if you ate something healthy, yeah?

Of course you're making me the costume, I've zero costuming experience outside of Pride. I want to see the sketches. Almost home, by the way.