Tricked Out

[mostlyajerk]

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[mostlyajerk]

Just as it was the other night, only I didn't have to leave.

Got you to strip instead, which would have been a lot nicer.

[itstricky]

I do hate when you leave

What did you do when I was stripped?

[mostlyajerk]

I touched you. Mostly with my lips, but my hands were involved too. Then I woke up thinking how lucky I am.

[itstricky]

You're too kind. I don't think I'm that worthy of your lips all over me. I'm the lucky one.

[mostlyajerk]

...

Wrong number.

[itstricky]

Wait. Hang on.

You mean you didn't wake up feeling lucky to have me? :< Mean.

[mostlyajerk]

No, I woke up happy, meaning that you weren't anywhere on my mind.

[itstricky]

I'm wounded. Here I thought I was loved but I'm just the poor cast off bring accidentally texted by a horny deviant.

[mostlyajerk]

Pretty much. Life is cruel that way, you bastard.

I changed your name in my phone, it won't happen again.

[itstricky]

Changed it to what?

Boyfriend?

In your beautiful me-centered dreams, pretty boy.

[mostlyajerk]

You know, for someone looking like the textbook definition of 'twink', you really like pointing out how pretty I am. Also for a supposedly straight boy.

I changed it to 'bastard', actually.

[itstricky]

I don't look like a twink, don't project your weird gayness onto me. I'm skinny, sure, but I totally rock the look. Ask anyone!

Mean! Find. I'll change yours to dick.

[mostlyajerk]

Never said you didn't. Not my type, but whatever.

Do what you want.

[itstricky]

Oh please I am so your type! You think I'm hot.

I always do :D

[mostlyajerk]

Right. Must be why my boyfriend is about three times your size.

[itstricky]

I so call bullshit.

Prove it. Pics or it's a lie. Or lemme meet him

[mostlyajerk]

I'm not letting you meet anyone, ever.

[itstricky]

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Fake. I'm calling it. So fake.

[mostlyajerk]

...how would that be fake? What do you think he does, blow up his muscles?

[itstricky]

He looks like a fucking GI Joe doll. It's not a hot look.

Also so not his chest. I won't believe it until I meet him.

[mostlyajerk]

No? What is a hot look then, pray tell?

And it is. I've touched it thoroughly, I can assure you.

[itstricky]

Not that. Who the hell finds a living action figure hot?

I still call bullshit. Looks like a cap from a porno.

[mostlyajerk]

Yes, that's it. I'm dating a gay porn star. You should see his cock.

[itstricky]

No thanks, not my style.

Got any normal porn stars? Maybe some pretty girl, big chest?

[mostlyajerk]

It's still normal. What's the matter with you anyway? Raised Catholic?

Anyway, he's not. He's sweet, I like him, don't be an ass.