mostlyajerk: (sometimes a dick)
Hartley Rathaway - Pied Piper ([personal profile] mostlyajerk) wrote2016-05-11 11:49 pm
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mostlyajerk: (waiting)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Must be why my boyfriend is about three times your size.
itstricky: (go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I so call bullshit.

Prove it. Pics or it's a lie. Or lemme meet him
mostlyajerk: (mostly a jerk)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)


I'm not letting you meet anyone, ever.
itstricky: (my feelings hurt)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Fake. I'm calling it. So fake.
mostlyajerk: (if you say so)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...how would that be fake? What do you think he does, blow up his muscles?
itstricky: (no homo bro)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He looks like a fucking GI Joe doll. It's not a hot look.

Also so not his chest. I won't believe it until I meet him.
mostlyajerk: (win)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No? What is a hot look then, pray tell?

And it is. I've touched it thoroughly, I can assure you.
itstricky: (did i do bad?)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that. Who the hell finds a living action figure hot?

I still call bullshit. Looks like a cap from a porno.
mostlyajerk: (waiting)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's it. I'm dating a gay porn star. You should see his cock.
itstricky: (gotcha!)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks, not my style.

Got any normal porn stars? Maybe some pretty girl, big chest?
mostlyajerk: (mate)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's still normal. What's the matter with you anyway? Raised Catholic?

Anyway, he's not. He's sweet, I like him, don't be an ass.
itstricky: (too much effort)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Raised circus :D

I'm not being an ass to GI Joe, I'm sure he's very posable and has a range of outfits.
mostlyajerk: (as expected)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That's neither surprising nor mutually exclusive.

Oh, yes. Now that you mention it. He's versatile.
itstricky: (Default)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my maybe clown daddy was a Catholic? Maybe. He wasn't a very good one but he sometimes prayed. When his horse was racing.

He sounds like a prick. Just saaaaying.
mostlyajerk: (win)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I'm just trying to figure out what made you such a homophobe.

You don't even know anything about him. What makes him a prick, that he's not afraid of kissing me?
itstricky: (told you so)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I'm not homo anything! I got nothing wrong with gay people. I like you. I like Axel. I even like my maybe strong man dad and maybe nail eating dad. They were a cute couple.

That you're afraid to introduce me to him so there has to be some fault. Probably a prick or has a messed up face. Or you made him up.
mostlyajerk: (no)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. You showed that when you kicked me out at two am.

There is some fault. You are the fault. I'm not even talking to you!
itstricky: (what do you want?)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Cause you got all weird and I panicked and now you won't let it go so maybe I did the right thing cause you're clearly a total pain in the ass over every little thing so fuck it. And fuck you.

I'm not the fault. Why? Do you think I am? Worried GI Joe will meet me and get jealous?
mostlyajerk: (mostly a jerk)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Every little thing, right. I wish you'd not make me suffer because of your sexual identity crisis. Fuck off.

No, I think that you're an asshole and I don't want him to think I'm friends with assholes.
itstricky: (my feelings hurt)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a sexual identity crisis, I just have a you crisis. And ditto, asshole.

So what? He's too good to meet me? Classy.
mostlyajerk: (mate)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, because you kissed me, liked it and kicked me out.

That. Also, I don't want to have to hold him back when you say something wrong.
itstricky: (hahaha oops i care)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're that ashamed of me then maybe we shouldn't be friends cause clearly I'm not the sort of guy you want to hang with. I'd hate to step on your toes or upset your precious boyfriend.

Fuck off.
mostlyajerk: (unhappy)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure as hell haven't been acting like a friend, so yeah. Fuck off.
itstricky: (go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] itstricky 2016-05-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
And I'm not doing your stupid list any more, get someone else.
mostlyajerk: (your move)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-05-12 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you could use the money, but whatever.
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