Then why are you in a cage?

[mostlyajerk]

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[mostlyajerk]

Not let you come unless you finish some veggies. I don't know, I'll think about it. Give you some vitamins.

You've never had a really delicious salad before.

[viber]

The food I eat is plenty healthy, lay off and let me have fun.

Nope. Doesn't exist.

[mostlyajerk]

Did I just find your hard limit? I talked about tying you to a cross and your eyes just lit up, but veggies is a no go?

[viber]

Looks like it.

I thought the line would be that vibrating thing you put in me but who knew? Apparently it's veggies.

[mostlyajerk]

With how much you get off on prostate stimulation, I knew you'd love a vibe inside you.

[viber]

Dude, you made the joke already when I had it in me.

Stop ruining my superhero name :(

[mostlyajerk]

I wasn't even joking this time, man, that's just what it's called. Says so on the package.

[viber]

I know but I like my name, can we call it something else?

[mostlyajerk]

Vibrator? Hm. Plug, we can go with plug.

Either way, I knew you'd love that. No idea why you doubted me.

[viber]

It looked big and scary. Same reason I doubted that gag you wanted me to wear.

Both worked out pretty well.

Man, that was such a hot night.

[mostlyajerk]

Had to keep your neighbours from getting a live show.

I suppose if we're dating, I'll let you top some time.

[viber]

HEH! I have ideas!

I watched SO much bondage porn and studied. Took notes. I am so ready.

[mostlyajerk]

...what ideas?

You're worrying me.

[viber]

Okay nothing like those scary bondage contraptions or those terrifying things that look closer to pain than pleasure.

I just mean I've been learning how to tie rope, cool positions, what toys people use that won't cause horrific trauma. Some stuff on the internet is SO creepy.

[mostlyajerk]

That's actually kind of adorable.

Have you been practising for me or for someone else?

[viber]

For you, dumbass.

Who else would I practise for? I'm getting pretty good. It's been a bumpy ride. Tying myself to the bed was an awkward one. Calling Barry to untie me was worse but I'm totally on top of this.

[mostlyajerk]

...tell me all about what position you got yourself tied in.

[viber]

Nope.

Me and Barry made a pact. No deets. EVER.

[mostlyajerk]

If you give me deets, I could tell you what would have happened if I'd found you.

[viber]

... Damn.

Dude, come on, it's so embarrassing. Barry won't even look me in the eye.

[mostlyajerk]

The important difference here is that I'm really into seeing you tied up.

[viber]

On my front, wrists tied together then tied to the headboard and my ankles were tied down too but I managed to wriggle one free.

If Barry asks, I'm training to be an escape artist.

[mostlyajerk]

Why would Barry ask me about that?

Whatever. I think I'd have laid down on top of you first. Put one hand over your mouth and used the other to tease you. Brush against your nipples, play with your cock. Until you realise that I'm not letting you get anywhere other than seriously horny and you whine behind my hand.

[viber]

I don't know, Barry is odd.

God, I'm holding food and coffee and my phone and all I can see is myself throbbing and God, I'm so horny. You so can't tease me like that and just leave me like it. I'd have knocked you off. Dick!

[mostlyajerk]

Don't think you would have. You'd have been a little bit too helpless for that, which sucks for you, because I know how you love being helpless. I think I'd have let go of your mouth now, after you'd have promised not to use it for anything other than sucking me off.