mostlyajerk | Then why are you in a cage?

"Then don't break the law, dude. Come on, you don't even have to. I don't even get why you do. Just quit being an evil dick all the time and come join us. Be a dick on our side." Seemed to make more sense than running with the rogues and basically doing very minor heists and causing slight chaos. Honestly, the rogues weren't even that bad, they were mostly just sort of annoying.

"And we put the Trickster in a secure wing and he kept breaking out. That's his own damn fault." Cisco was just assuming he was talking about the fact the guards hit him in the face with a baton during an escape attempt because honestly, that was totally on him being an idiot.

"Why do you think I break the law, Cisquito? What do you think my goals are?" Hartley was actually curious, so it was a genuine question, not just a teasing one. He was almost done with his cone by now and they were closer to Cisco's house, but this conversation seemed too important to just drop it. "Also, Axel was mostly referring to me becoming a prison bitch."

"I don't know. Cause you don't want to follow the rules, I assume. And I figured your goals were mostly to piss us all off." Cisco grinned playfully. No, he had no idea why the hell Hartley did what he did, he just knew that he did it. As Cisco moved to the front of his apartment building, he licked the remains of the ice cream from his fingers then paused, frowning. "... Ew, dude. No. Screw that, you're ripped and badass, you'd do fine. He's a scrawny twink, he wouldn't."

"Well, that's a fun side effect." Hartley laughed and pulled out his wallet, looking through it. "I'm glad you're so confident I'd be top dog in prison, but I'm not quite that ripped. Anyway, I'm giving you an assignment, something you can do while yearning for me. Time you get to know me."

Hartley pulled out a card and wrote a number down with a pen, then handed the card to Cisco. "That's my bank account. You know we just pulled off that heist the other day. You can text me when you've found out why I do what I do and maybe I'll come over again."

"Wait. So you're not going to come in?" Aww. That sucked. Cisco pouted a little and took the card, heaving a sigh and shoving it into his back pocket. "Dude, you are still the worst. I thought now we had this whole kinky hero and villain thing, we wouldn't have to do the homework and assignments thing." With a sigh, he rubbed at his face and tried to focus, he was too drunk to research tonight so he guessed he was just going in to jack off and pass out,

"I'll text you when I know."

"Nah, not tonight. I'm a bit too drunk, honestly, my ears are feeling weird, I'd just fall asleep on you or whine. Not very sexy. You'll get the sexy kinky stuff when you've done your homework." However, that didn't keep him from pushing Cisco back against his door so he could kiss him, very much deep and maybe even loving, not that he'd admit to that. "Make sure to text me soon then, Cisquito."

"I will." Cisco gaped slightly and pressed against the wall, clearly into this and clearly looking to be with the other tonight. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. With a sigh, Cisco pulled a face and moved to the door. "Could have just slept over. I would have cuddled you while you whined and everything but no, now I gotta do homework. Lame."

"Sure you would have." Hartley laughed and put his hands into his pockets, turning to walk away. "Better do your homework thoroughly, I might grade you on it."

Then why are you in a cage?

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