come out, come out, wherever you are

[mostlyajerk]

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[trickedya]

Nooooooooooothing. It's totes a secret, pretty boy. You can check my twitter for rolling updates, I can just postpone it.

How's being a fancy ass scientist guy going anyway?

[mostlyajerk]

You should stop posting your secrets on twitter. Just saying.

Mostly fine. Today made me actually miss you.

[trickedya]

I never post important secrets, just the secrets I don't want to be secret any more. So, like, truths.

Why? Because of my sparkling and sexy company?

[mostlyajerk]

Mostly.

Also because the world is too straight and I'm this close to just bleaching my hair again and wearing short shorts to work.

[trickedya]

omg yes do it and let me be there to take pictures.

The world is too straight, it's very true. Want to come out with me and be super gay tonight?

[mostlyajerk]

I don't think coming to work looking like Draco Malfoy is going to improve my credibility. They all think I let my boss fuck me. Only reason I could get hired.

So, yes, let's go be gay. Any suggestions?

[trickedya]

I don't know, from what I hear from your daily rants no one there likes you and they think you're a spoilt brat so why not just roll into it and go full Malfoy? And people are dicks, why are you even shocked by this?

I know a club. Let's go there and get our drink on. Looking as gay as possible.

[mostlyajerk]

Because I do have a boss and I'd like to be somewhat professional. I'm not shocked, Ax, I'm just tired. I thought I could maybe one day work somewhere people hate me for my personality, not my orientation.

How gay are we talking?

[trickedya]

Aww, dude, come on, I'm sure they hate you for both, that's something. And one day, people are just going to hate you because you're a total dick, not because you like dick <3

How gay do you feel? I'm feeling rainbows, no sleeves and tight pants.

[mostlyajerk]

Thanks for the vote of confidence. <3

You're hot without sleeves. You only own tight pants. I approve.

I'm feeling like being gay and hot. Not sure how to dress for that.

[trickedya]

I only want tight pants. I have a great ass, I'm not hiding it.

Also wear tight pants and wear that tight green shirt where I can see your abs through it. Sexy and pretty gay.

If you're not feeling pants, I got some stuff you can borrow. I forget if we discussed this but where do you stand on skirts?

[mostlyajerk]

Green shirt, you got it.

I've done kilts before, so that's roughly the same thing. No offence, Scottish people. Though my ass is about my best feature, so that's a consideration.

[trickedya]

If you ever want to play around fashion wise, I am here for you with one hell of a closet.

Tight pants then, always shows off your ass. Wear the black ones with that little musical note belt you have. It's so adorable.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, I've been in your closet. Ironically.

Whatever you say, you've got taste. I'm going to find myself a scared wannabe straight. Or the queerest queen I could find, but I already had you.

[trickedya]

You know, I don't think I was ever in the closet. Metaphorically speaking. When I was ten, I remember wearing a tiara and trying to get another boy to dance with me. And he did. And I was a princess :D it was magical.

I win that title, I won't even deny it. You'll look hot, we'll get you laid. If we can't, you can just fuck me again.

[mostlyajerk]

I'll believe it. I bet you were already a good dancer at ten too, so that was one lucky boy.

We'll see how it goes. Where do you want to meet, Ax?

[trickedya]

I still tweet at him sometimes. Pretends he doesn't know me, that's totally cool tho, he has a wife and he probably doesn't want her to be jealous.

My place? I'll walk you over. Let's say around eight? Maybe nine if you get all work obsessive.

[mostlyajerk]

Eight is good. I don't feel like work today. I'll go out with you and find someone to kiss it better.

[trickedya]

I'm always here if you can't find anyone.

SEE YOU AT EIGHT DON'T FORGET!!!! <3