come out, come out, wherever you are

[mostlyajerk]

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[mostlyajerk]

I don't think coming to work looking like Draco Malfoy is going to improve my credibility. They all think I let my boss fuck me. Only reason I could get hired.

So, yes, let's go be gay. Any suggestions?

[trickedya]

I don't know, from what I hear from your daily rants no one there likes you and they think you're a spoilt brat so why not just roll into it and go full Malfoy? And people are dicks, why are you even shocked by this?

I know a club. Let's go there and get our drink on. Looking as gay as possible.

[mostlyajerk]

Because I do have a boss and I'd like to be somewhat professional. I'm not shocked, Ax, I'm just tired. I thought I could maybe one day work somewhere people hate me for my personality, not my orientation.

How gay are we talking?

[trickedya]

Aww, dude, come on, I'm sure they hate you for both, that's something. And one day, people are just going to hate you because you're a total dick, not because you like dick <3

How gay do you feel? I'm feeling rainbows, no sleeves and tight pants.

[mostlyajerk]

Thanks for the vote of confidence. <3

You're hot without sleeves. You only own tight pants. I approve.

I'm feeling like being gay and hot. Not sure how to dress for that.

[trickedya]

I only want tight pants. I have a great ass, I'm not hiding it.

Also wear tight pants and wear that tight green shirt where I can see your abs through it. Sexy and pretty gay.

If you're not feeling pants, I got some stuff you can borrow. I forget if we discussed this but where do you stand on skirts?

[mostlyajerk]

Green shirt, you got it.

I've done kilts before, so that's roughly the same thing. No offence, Scottish people. Though my ass is about my best feature, so that's a consideration.

[trickedya]

If you ever want to play around fashion wise, I am here for you with one hell of a closet.

Tight pants then, always shows off your ass. Wear the black ones with that little musical note belt you have. It's so adorable.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, I've been in your closet. Ironically.

Whatever you say, you've got taste. I'm going to find myself a scared wannabe straight. Or the queerest queen I could find, but I already had you.

[trickedya]

You know, I don't think I was ever in the closet. Metaphorically speaking. When I was ten, I remember wearing a tiara and trying to get another boy to dance with me. And he did. And I was a princess :D it was magical.

I win that title, I won't even deny it. You'll look hot, we'll get you laid. If we can't, you can just fuck me again.

[mostlyajerk]

I'll believe it. I bet you were already a good dancer at ten too, so that was one lucky boy.

We'll see how it goes. Where do you want to meet, Ax?

[trickedya]

I still tweet at him sometimes. Pretends he doesn't know me, that's totally cool tho, he has a wife and he probably doesn't want her to be jealous.

My place? I'll walk you over. Let's say around eight? Maybe nine if you get all work obsessive.

[mostlyajerk]

Eight is good. I don't feel like work today. I'll go out with you and find someone to kiss it better.

[trickedya]

I'm always here if you can't find anyone.

SEE YOU AT EIGHT DON'T FORGET!!!! <3