Tricked Out

[mostlyajerk]

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[itstricky]

You drink too much coffee. You need to eat food with the coffee or you get no energy. Start having breakfast or I will find a way to ensure you never have coffee again.

God. How are you a genius? You're so stupid.

[mostlyajerk]

I wasn't hungry. I did want coffee. You know I'm legally an adult, right? I can have breakfast later, I'll even lay down and everything.

I got access to the CCPD computer, that's worth not having breakfast.

[itstricky]

You said that yesterday and you did none of those things. No lying down, no breakfast, just coffee, coffee, coffee and fiddling with your stupid laptop.

From now on you always have breakfast or I will make you suffer. I'm serious too.

[mostlyajerk]

I did lie down eventually. And you made dinner? It was great! I told you it was great. Delicious, I ate a lot.

Are you threatening me over breakfast?

[itstricky]

First thing you ate all day and you were up from five am. And before dinner, you napped on the kitchen floor and I had to cook around you. That is not sleeping well and going that long without food is just dumb.

Yes. Straighten up or you're grounded, mister.

[mostlyajerk]

It smelled really nice and I got to be near you. Very good nap.

Fine. Not that you can ground me. What are you going to do?

[itstricky]

You were being a giant pain in the ass and I couldn't open the fridge because your head was there. I had to make a tiny gap and wriggle my hand in to get stuff out.

Cute. You think I can't ground you. If I can ground Axel, that slippery little bastard, I can ground you. No laptop, no going outside, no coffee. Don't push me.

[mostlyajerk]

If you want me to leave, say so. I'm sorry I'm difficult, but I have things to do. It's difficult to sleep or eat right now.

I'll stay away from the fridge.

[itstricky]

If I wanted you to leave, why would I be threatening to ground you so you have to be inside with us all day? I want you here with me but I'm not going to let you self destruct because you're upset with Wells and want revenge.

Get revenge, I'm all for that, but get revenge with a good breakfast in the morning and a normal sleep schedule that takes place in a bed.

[mostlyajerk]

I just need to know what he's up to.

I know you are right. My head hurts and I'm tired, but I'm on a clock.

I can't stop now.

Sorry.

[itstricky]

Then I'll help you.

We take it in shifts and while I work, you sleep and eat like a normal person.

I've done recon of people before, it's cool. I got this.

[mostlyajerk]

I don't know. I'll be home in an hour and then I have time to eat and sleep, all right? I had to do this today. I have most of the data and footage now. I can start obsessing over it after sleep.

I can help you cook?

[itstricky]

In an hour you better have your ass in bed or I will drag you in there and handcuff you to it and no, not in a fun kinky way.

You can help me cook if you nap first. If not then no, you don't get the honour of kitchen time with me. And you will wish you did because I'm making dessert as well today and it's gonna be fun!

[mostlyajerk]

You tease all the time, but it's never for kinky fun. Disappointing.

Are you making something with chocolate? Because than that's not fair and also inhumane. Cruel and unusual punishment.

[itstricky]

Well with this kind of behaviour, we're never going to get kinky. You're half dead all the time so even if we were dating and wanted to get kinky, we couldn't.

I am. And it's going to be cute and delicious and you won't be allowed to lick the spoon if you don't get your head on that pillow in what is now fifty-eight minutes.

[mostlyajerk]

I would wake up for kinkiness, speaking from experience. Sorry. Just saying.

Don't worry, I told you. I'm on my way. I want to lick the spoon. That's important.

There's a guy who still hasn't woken up.

[itstricky]

I'm not into sleepy dudes.

It is important. Otherwise I'd have to give it to Axel and I don't want to do that, I'm pissed at him. He brought some random dude home and they had loud sex. It was annoying.

There is?

[mostlyajerk]

You're not into dudes at all, so the distinction doesn't bother me.

I am much more deserving of chocolate tasting spoons, it's true. I'm home in half an hour.

Yes. They don't know why he is not waking up. I don't know, might be nothing. There are so many trails. I need to know what Wells is up to.

[itstricky]

Well not with that attitude I'm not.

You better be. I'm making chocolate cake now so you'll get a spoon as soon as you arrive.

Give me a name, I'll run a check. I have a lot of handy contacts, we can see if he's linked to Wells in any way, shape or form. If not, there's gotta be another reason.

[mostlyajerk]

Stop that, James. Please. It's not funny.

That's why you are my best friend. I'll hurry. Your chocolate cake is amazing.

Barry Allen. But I don't know if he is important at all. There are so many others with injuries. I mean, there is me. There isn't a pattern, but there is something.

[itstricky]

Sorry. For the record though? I don't like guys. Plural.

I'm gonna add little sprinkles and toppings. It's gonna last for days. Oh man, cake for breakfast!

I'll look into him. There are a lot of people injured, it's kind of weird how many people got hurt. I made sure I stayed inside after what you said, kept Axel inside too. Just to be safe.

[mostlyajerk]

I know you don't. It's fine.

Cake for breakfast might convince me. Although I doubt it will last thaf long.

That's the thing, Barry Allen wasn't outside, but it's definitely linked to the explosion. I was there when it exploded and I saw things and not all of it made sense to me. What happened to me doesn't even make sense. I don't get it and this is me we're talking about.

[itstricky]

yeah but -- never mind.

If will if I can keep it away from Axel. Maybe I'll tell him it's sugar free. That puts him off most things.

It was pretty weird. Have you talked to the other people who worked there? The ones on your team? Caitlin, Ronnie and Cisco? They seemed pretty smart.

[mostlyajerk]

Tell him it's vegan, that repels him. Or tell him I poisoned it.

Ronnie... Ronnie's gone. He was there during the explosion. He actually managed to contain it. Caitlin doesn't talk much now. They were supposed to marry soon. Cisco is Wells' dog. Can't risk that.

[itstricky]

No, he caught onto the vegan thing. I switched it up to organic and he caught onto that too. And poison is something that almost challenges him to take it. I'm gonna stick with sugar free.

Ouch. Poor Caitlin. And poor Cisco, what a guy to pick to be loyal to. Their boss is such a dick. I feel like we should warn them.