Tricked Out

[mostlyajerk]

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[itstricky]

Great plan, get him horny and excited before he blows everyone up.

What would be weird about it? And yeah, I want some cigarettes. I'm stressed, I'm starting up again.

[mostlyajerk]

I was kidding. I'm just saying that we should try to get through to him.

You know. I just don't want you to think I want to be anything but your friend.

Seriously? Ugh. Fine. What brand?

[itstricky]

I think we should kick his ass and break all his shit. Tough love.

So that whole thing is over now? You totally don't want me any more?

Get me lucky strike and a lighter.

[mostlyajerk]

Sure. Because that TOTALLY won't make him want to lash out.

Yes. You can relax, James. Nothing weird between us. No homo, platonic, nothing gay, just like you always said.

Especially since I wouldn't ever date a smoker. But done! Heading home.

[itstricky]

He might lash out at us instead of the world.

Oh. Okay. Cool.

I'll see you when you get home, Hart. Hurry up, would you? The cake is cooking and the spoon won't last forver. I'm getting hungry.