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[mostlyajerk]

I can't wait to see that cue card.

I'm not sure what to talk about concerning rat anatomy. I could talk about rat cages. And of course I knew that.

[gotspeed]

Rat cages also works. I'll change it up. It'll be interesting.

I mean we don't have to follow the cue cards, Iris just thinks they help me stay on topics people prefer instead of my own babble.

[mostlyajerk]

It's not a bad idea. But you're with a friend. I'd tell you if I want a different topic.

You always listen. You're a good friend.

[gotspeed]

I care about you. I just get carried away on certain topics.

Just do what Cisco does and tell me to shut up. Or put your hand over my mouth.

[mostlyajerk]

Please, you know I have no issue telling you to shut up or cut it out. Remember when you wouldn't stop pitying me?

[gotspeed]

And I brought you food and you threw it at me. Oh yeah, I remember.

[mostlyajerk]

I have a temper, I can't help it. But there are better ways to help people and definitely people that need it more.

Not that I'm not grateful. I vaguely remember being at your house after Axel was arrested.

[gotspeed]

Yeah, that was a rough night. I let you have my bed and I slept with Iris instead. We were both so worried, we didn't sleep.

You liked the breakfast we made you. Even if you were crying, those were good waffles.

[mostlyajerk]

I honestly hardly remember anything. I remember crying and asking for Axel and I think my mother at some point and being overall pathetic, so kudos to your family for not just stuffing me in a closet.

Man, I don't even remember the waffles.

[gotspeed]

You were very feverish. We all just wanted you to feel better. Me, Joe, Iris... even Eddie when he came over. I don't know if you remember but he held you for like a solid two hours and you cried all over his football jersey.

He was the first one to get you to nap!

[mostlyajerk]

I get worse about sleeping the more exhausted I am, it's a problem.

See, I marked it all down as a positive, because if those cops hadn't manhandled a crying, feverish child and left me bruised, Axel might still be in prison.

[gotspeed]

It was really hard to get you to sleep, even when you were basically passed out on Joe. He literally carried you up to bed that second night. You're such a pain, dude.

Hey, it all worked out in the end :D good story.

[mostlyajerk]

When do we meet for your camping trip?

Just one night, right?

[gotspeed]

Tomorrow? Is that too short of notice?

And yes, just one night!

[mostlyajerk]

No, not as if I have much to pack.

Where exactly are we going?

[gotspeed]

I sent you the place. I know it says private properly but I already inquired so don't worry. We're cool, we can do this.

If the guy asks, we're on an agricultural course though so play along.

[mostlyajerk]

Sure. Lying to authorities is my forte.

What exactly are we looking for?

[gotspeed]

Good to know.

I don't want to say because then you won't go or you'll roll your eyes like you always do when you think I'm not looking. So let's not go down that road. It's just a trip!

[mostlyajerk]

Then how will I know if I see it?

[gotspeed]

Trust me, you will know.

[mostlyajerk]

Is it a unicorn? Because I'm not virginal.

[gotspeed]

No, unicorns are extinct, dumbass.

[mostlyajerk]

How do you know that?

[gotspeed]

My mom always used to tell me :D

[mostlyajerk]

...your mom used to tell you unicorns are dead?

That's rough. Mine just told me to sit straight.