A Whole New World

[mostlyajerk]

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[viber]

Zoom doesn't like what he has, right now it's a passing dislike that just gets me yelled at a little but the less Axel is part of his new world order, the more likely he is to end up with a very dead little family SO I suggest you tell him to do his next mission.

As a personal favour for your loyalty, I'll make it easy.

[mostlyajerk]

Thank you. I'll tell him.

Can I come with him?

[viber]

No.

I'll be there. You know how delightful I am, he'll be just fine.

[mostlyajerk]

I'm intimately aware.

Don't hurt him. Hurt me if you have to, but he's harmless.

[viber]

I'm not going to hurt him unless he picks a fight. He's a wuss, I don't have to hurt him. Yelling will do it.

Your conscience is showing, Piper.

[mostlyajerk]

Fair enough. Thank you.

I don't have a conscience. I just have Axel and I look out for mine.

[viber]

And why is Axel yours?

He's taken.

[mostlyajerk]

Because I saw him first.

He's family.

[viber]

you're still crushing on him.

That's just pathetic.

[mostlyajerk]

I'm not, but if that's the only way you can fathom someone meaning something to me, whatever.

[viber]

No, I get what you're saying, family is important. You love them no matter what.

I wouldn't look at a brother like how you look at Axel.

[mostlyajerk]

Because he's not my actual brother and we were dating until he caught on to me not being good enough for him. That doesn't mean I'm pining. I know I'm not his type and I've a different focus these days.

[viber]

What is his type? Sad weepy nerds? Because I think you could pull that vibe off. Don't sell yourself so short.

[mostlyajerk]

I think that you don't know me all that well. Much less him. But I'm not exactly pining for him, no matter what you believe. I just know I won't let anyone ruin him.

[viber]

He's one of Zoom's henchmen, he needs to act like it instead of playing house. He has a power, he belongs to us. He should have the balls to use his abilities and pitch in.

[mostlyajerk]

His abilities are nothing. Yours are terrifying. Mine have twisted me. He's a lackey since he has no choice and he's good enough for that. Not fit for the front-line.

[viber]

Anyone is fit for the front line. Welcome to war.

Your powers are amazing, you're an idiot to use them less. You could rule the city if you wanted, if you tried.

[mostlyajerk]

I use them to make people kill themselves, I don't believe you can accuse me of holding back.

Rule the city? Careful. Talk like that is dangerous.

[viber]

It's funny! What a power. Not that ripping people apart from the inside out isn't also fun.

I never said you should, I said you could.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, it's hilarious. I often giggle to myself because of it.

That's drawing a very narrow line.

[viber]

we're basically Gods Piper, why do you fear it?

Oh please, I'm loyal. I'm just not dumb.

[mostlyajerk]

For one thing, I don't fear it. For another, do you know how humans who fancy themselves to be gods usually end up?

If you say so.

[viber]

Are you saying I'm destined to die? That's not a great way to speak to your boss.

You're getting awfully rude for someone I just did a favour for

[mostlyajerk]

No, you were just trying to talk me into thinking like you. You are the only one that can know what anyone is destined to.

I just don't fancy myself on your level, Reverb.

[viber]

I get impatient, I can't help it. I always have to read ahead.

No one is on my level.