Kick his ass. I mean we both know how hard to can throw a punch so just go at him. That whole God bullshit is all a show. He doesn't have the balls to use it.
I can make poptarts, toaster waffles and cup noodles. That's my ace in the hole, you know? Quick and easy.
I'm not good either. It's cool. As long as I keep my family happy.
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That's sweet. She's so big now. Mark's so lucky, come home to get your burnt dinner. Luckily he knows what he's in for.
Vaguely. I remember when normal stuff used to matter. I remember talking about boys back in school and I thought that was the worst.
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He never expected skill when he proposed to me, he expected an idiot rich boy who's scared of the kitchen. And I am. It's terrifying.
We were so young once. Now we're all old and grumpy and evil.
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Who are you telling that? Most I can make is poptarts. You're just lucky Mark sees other qualities in you.
You're not evil, Ax. And I told you, I'll get you all out of here. I will.
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I can make poptarts, toaster waffles and cup noodles. That's my ace in the hole, you know? Quick and easy.
I'm not good either. It's cool. As long as I keep my family happy.
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I make cereal. For a healthy start in the day.
You'll be free of all this. Safe.
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I started doing that too. Jerrie has her cereal a very specific way. Milk first.
You still make such pretty promises <3
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I do too. I like to keep it non-soggy.
I mean it.
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You guys are just weird.
I trust you.
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I have to go. Have fun with your family!
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Thank you again. You saved my ass <3
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