"Oh. Oh, man, so we're doing this? Okay. Cool. Cool." So he was really going to let Hartley Rathaway, king of dicks, fuck him in the ass. Huh. Well, he'd had worse ideas. This one seemed about midway at best on the bad idea scale. He wasn't sure what this was going to be like but as far as losing his virginity went, this was going to make a pretty funny story that he would never, ever tell anyone.

Cisco licked his lips and then wiped his face to get rid of any excess drool, not wanting to look like a total spazz. He climbed onto the bed as told and assumed the position because hell, he had no idea what he was doing and he had to assume he was told to do it like this for a reason.

"Okay, dude, I did it." Cisco bit his lower lip and closed his eyes, hoping against hope this wasn't going to hurt like hell. He didn't want to look like a wuss that noped out of hot villain sex. "Is there a reason I have to keep my head on the mattress? What if I want to look up? Or behind me?"