"... What?!" Cisco's voice was a whole note higher as he stared at Hartley in confusion, his eyes wide because what was even happening. This was the weirdest day of his life and he was stuck tied to a chair during it. Cisco twitched a little as he stared at Hartley, his mouth gaping a little. "Wait, when? What? How? No. What?"

Okay, deep breath. He was definitely taking one of those.

"We're dating?" Cisco had no idea if this was a thing that he was supposed to be lying about or not but he could have at least hinted or suggested he was doing another play, maybe made some eye contact instead of looking at his flute and confusing the hell out of Cisco. "... Is that why you sucked my neck? Is this like a villain ritual thing I don't know about where you like stake a claim and that's how dating begins and I'm yours forever. Well, no, it can't be forever because the mark will fade so that's just dumb."