"Is this just how your dates usually end?" Seemed like a legitimate question, he still remembered the stories of nights out that Cisco wouldn't shut up about. Hartley watched Cisco work himself into a panic, not even surprised. He was obviously quite calm himself, finally just looking down at his nails and only looking up when Cisco started threatening him.

"You couldn't even kick my ass if I was unconsc--" Wait. Hartley broke off, taking a step closer with a frown. "Cisquito, are you crying?"

That was pathetic, sure, but it also almost made him feel sorry for him.