Your best feature is your voice, especially when you first really said my name. That's when I knew I wouldn't care who else might ever try to hit on me, it won't be you, so it won't be right.
My voice? Seriously? Well, whatever you're into. Are you sure you're not just saying this because you heard me singing in the shower and apparently have a hard on for anyone who can so much as carry a tune or play an instrument?
Oh yeah. Your dick pics are the best, if not very erotic.
Well. That helps. Won't deny that, I could listen to you for hours. But mostly you just sound different when you say my name. Or say pretty piper or handsome or whatever you call me. But, yes, I have a hard-on for your singing prowess.
I think the key to making dick pics work is to make them as dumb as possible so people get endeared enough to want you.
I like saying your name. It's so cool. I have a pretty handsome badass boyfriend. I'm so happy :D I never thought I'd do something like this and be like a normal person and date. It's so exciting!
I want to be someone who people don't question you over wanting. I want to be better, I guess? I mean it's a lot of effort so don't get your hopes up, I'm not that invested but I'm game to try.
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My ass is my best feature. It's hot, right? Glad I wore tight pants when we first met.
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Your ass is sculpted by the gods. By very gay gods. But no, not your best feature.
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It is so! Every boy I've met since I came out said so.
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Your best feature is your voice, especially when you first really said my name. That's when I knew I wouldn't care who else might ever try to hit on me, it won't be you, so it won't be right.
Your ass can come after that.
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My voice? Seriously? Well, whatever you're into. Are you sure you're not just saying this because you heard me singing in the shower and apparently have a hard on for anyone who can so much as carry a tune or play an instrument?
My ass is high up there. No denying it.
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Well. That helps. Won't deny that, I could listen to you for hours. But mostly you just sound different when you say my name. Or say pretty piper or handsome or whatever you call me. But, yes, I have a hard-on for your singing prowess.
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I like saying your name. It's so cool. I have a pretty handsome badass boyfriend. I'm so happy :D I never thought I'd do something like this and be like a normal person and date. It's so exciting!
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We'll even get you a normal person job if you want one. It will be pretty great eventually, our life.
Are you on your way already?
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It's easier to do now I have you.
On my way already, should be another five.
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I'm ready to make out with you. Can I sleep over tonight?
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Of course you can. We'll kick James out :P
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I guess I am that invested.
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I'll try not to let you down. No promises.