The last girl I tried to get with, I babbled about shrimp for five minutes... I have no idea why. I don't even eat shrimp. Girls make me panic.
He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
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He was touched by God. He's a winner even if he gets up in the morning. I'm good, I get it, I'm smart and badass. I'll survive without pats on the back.
Dude, are we seriously going to one up each other? Fine. Let's do this. Once my brother and his friends had a sleepover and they didn't want me in the room even though we share it so they locked me in the hallway closet and my mom didn't hear me because she was watching TV too loud. And I'm hella claustrophobic.
Your move, bro