Mellow Drama

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[midastouches]

The Rathaways' heir apparent. That's your boyfriend.

He's R I C H.

[trickedya]

omg

I was saved by a rich boy

it's like a fairy tale ;;

[midastouches]

No kidding. He's probably the richest person our age in Central City. Plus, he's supposed to be a genius. I like smart guys.

My track record doesn't reflect that, but I do.

[trickedya]

... You do? Your last boyfriend ran over his own foot. And the one before that thought the north pole wasn't a real thing.

This is so INSANE! He volunteers at the homeless shelter... where I am currently living. Oh god. He must think I'm so pathetic :(

[midastouches]

He thought it couldn't be, since Santa was fake too. Anyway, it's hard to find smart guys. How many do you know?

Yes. Plus, I don't know if he's gay. The Rathaways are old school. Old money, old values. They don't do much charity either, I'm surprised he'd volunteer.

[trickedya]

Four :D I seem to run into a lot of smart boys.

Damn. He's gonna be a straight boy, isn't he? Well. Maybe I can get him to buy me pretty things. As a friend. I'm gonna go visit him soon at his place

[midastouches]

Four? Sounds fake.

Wellll, I hope you can talk him into buying you a diamond tiara.

[trickedya]

I like to hit up college parties a lot so there :P

That's the dream. Oh man. I want it.

Wanna get together and watch gentlemen prefer blondes tonight?

[midastouches]

Well, since you asked so nicely.

You can stay over at my place. I'm alone tonight anyway.

[trickedya]

Alone-alone or alone until suddenly your brother/dad and his life partner burst in and I have to climb out the window again

[midastouches]

Just don't climb out. They have no right to intervene in my life. But don't worry, they don't know where I live.

[trickedya]

Your brother is LEONARD SNART

I've been taught to fear Leonard Snart since I first started dealing at ten. That guy is like a fucking mob boss in his own right. I'm gonna be scared!

But good. Can I sleep in your bed tonight?

[midastouches]

Lenny's not that bad. He's mostly harmless. He'd never hurt me.

Since you asked nicely. We can do our nails and order food.

[trickedya]

He kills people, Lis. It's kinda scary.

I love you. You are the love of my life. Now become a guy so we can date.

[midastouches]

He only kills bad people. You're safe, you're with me.

I'd like you better as a girl too. No girl ever broke my heart.

[trickedya]

I'm not a good person. Am I?

Hartley is. I wish I could be a good boy so I could do stuff like date him. I just suck at it.

I've never broken your heart and I'm a boy. I never will either. I'll keep you safe <3

[midastouches]

The best.

I think it's more the "boy" that's an issue. And, you know, not being old money. He's probably been promised to someone the day he's been born, like royalty.

I know. You are the best boy.

[trickedya]

I'm better though!!

I'll prove it to him. I'm his soul mate... maybe. Am I coming on too strong? I don't care! He's the third most important person in my life already.

You're the best girl.

[midastouches]

You are better, it's true. He better keep you as his mistress, if he knows what's good for him.

When are you coming over? Also, I'll order sushi, what else do you want?

[trickedya]

I can be so good for him, he's gonna learn to love me.

I'm already on my way! The bus was late. Oooh egg fried rice and spring rolls and everything else actually. All the food.