"No." Leonard supposed he couldn't blame him for thinking like that though, even as he lightly hit his forehead with the book he was still holding. "Thanks for the offer, but that's not how I handle things. Or asses. But I'm giving you a heads up, because this is what people will think it is. That's how it usually worked, the way Axel can tell you all about, unless you have skills like Hartley does. He got out of just getting fucked all the time." He shrugged and looked at Barry. "Maybe you'll still show me that you can look after yourself, but for now they'll just all assume that your ass is mine.