It wasn't until a good time into kissing, when Hartley was slowly hoping that maybe he wasn't the worst ever at this, that he realised that he hadn't even introduced himself. That didn't quite seem right, so he pulled away, just enough to catch gorgeous guy's eyes. "I'm Hartley."

He smiled, very politely. "Nice to meet you." That it turned into a very cheeky grin shortly after that statement showed that he wasn't quite oblivious to the humour of the situation. "How do you do."