"Erm. Thanks for the free sex ed but I kind of know. I just sort of figured-- it's you, you know? I would have thought you'd say. I mean I know you're a dick but you're not enough of a dick to give me an STD." And honest to God, if this turned out to be some super elaborate trap to give him oral herpes, he was going to rage so hard and trash this lab. Though that was entirely unlikely, he was never sure with people. Doubt was always wise.

Cisco looked up at Hartley and smiled, unable to help himself, watching as the other slowly undid his belt, licking his lips slowly and eagerly. "I think that's pretty awesome. What about you?"