Hartley was really hot, he wasn't shocked he had all of that attention. He was all handsome and strong, his muscles showing through that shirt and everything. Since when did Hartley have muscles like that? That was so not cool. Cisco knew he had no swag next to this guy, absolutely none. Not that he wanted any. He pulled his hoodie up a little and blinked, the alcohol was slowly making him feel a little dazed and he was mostly just trying to get his mind together.

"I came here to see if I was gay." May as well be honest. "It was -- inconclusive." Cisco dropped his head in his hands and groaned. "I guess I won't know until a dude fucks me or something."