"You haven't 'got it'. You are just really lucky that I happen to be a dick, because that makes it easier for you to pretend you're not homophobic." Hartley rolled his eyes and pushed away from the desk, pulling out his phone. He needed something today, something other than heteronormative bullshit dished out to him by severely incompetent people. He scoffed and finished a quick text, then put his phone away. Him and Axel had tried and failed at dating, but that didn't mean he wasn't just about the gayest company he could imagine for a night out.