"What if I don't wanna be friends any more? What if I wanna..." He trailed off and the tiny puppet moved closer to nuzzle Hartley's face but James didn't really look up to see where he was putting the puppet so it did kind of give him a little puppet kiss on the lips. Well, he wanted that too. With a dramatic sigh, the puppet backed off and then came flying forward to hit James on his own head. "You dummy, you totally blew our chances being a dick the first time."

James yelped and pretended to bat the puppet away. "Oh like you were any smoother, dumbass!"