"It's called a 'Patronus', not 'patronum'." Hartley realized that James might have actually said it wrong on purpose to get him to actually weigh in. He was tricky like that. Whatever, apparently this was a lost cause. At least the food was legitimately delicious. There were so many reasons to date an Italian guy. Hartley looked up when Cisco and Ronnie both seemed to actually be into this. Seriously?

He hated when James was right. He rolled his eyes at the obvious flattery and shrugged after swallowing. "It's for a convention. I don't know how well a laser would be received." Also, he wanted to sink into the ground.