"Just stuff about you. I wanted to know about you but asking a billion questions when drunk in a club was hard and I forgot to get your number so I spent a long weekend researching you. Then I hacked into the Rathaway computer, got their account deets and donated a nice amount to the local LGBT shelter. Whoops!" Not because he felt bad for kids or he cared but because he hated homophobia and to disown your kid over that? Bullshit! "They changed their deets after that so I couldn't do more. I did buy a tiara though."

He looked beautiful in it. "Let people stare! They all think I'm weird anyway. That's why they stopped trying to fuck me." He rolled his eyes. "Can't say I hate it."