"I'm not really the boyfriend type." Not that it wouldn't be fun in a very awful way to do that to his parents and force them to make small talk through it. "Last time I just started singing musical songs to make them uncomfortable, it really was fun. I guess you'd fit right in."

Obviously it wasn't something that could ever happened, but Hartley smiled anyway. It was hilarious just to imagine. "If only you weren't white, you'd combine everything they fear most."