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to Cisco after coma

[catchacold]

Barry woke up.

[viber]

OMG YES!!!

Is he okay? Is he brain damaged? Should I bring things? Does he remember me?

[catchacold]

He's pretty out of it. Confused.

Still has abs.

Sure. First thing I did was ask him if he remembered you.

[viber]

I'll come down as soon as I'm done arguing on the internet!

Does he remember you?

[catchacold]

What's the argument?

He said I'm pretty and went back to sleep, so I'm not certain. But they say his functions are normal.

[viber]

How me and Hartley were the ones that fucked up the accelerator and how Harrison Wells is perfection. I'm close to winning.

if his functions are normal then he should be okay and he probably remembers you.

Though you are very pretty so I'm not shocked he'd say that if he didn't know you.

[catchacold]

Thanks. All I strive for.

They say that he can go home. Speaking of Wells, he wants to talk to him.

[viber]

SAY NO

ABORT

GET BARRY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!

[catchacold]

I can't say anything, that's on Joe and Iris.

[viber]

You can. SAY SOMETHING!

This guy killed a lot of people, he nuked Hartley's ears and he got us all fired and he outed me and he is just a really awful person!

[catchacold]

Me saying something would make Joe more likely to ignore it and you know that. I'm only here because of Iris.

Talk to Iris.

[viber]

I sent her a panicked text so hopefully she'll listen.

Also, just a little thing, totes no big deal but if you could just say nothing to him about what Wells outed about me and play dumb if he asks any questions about it, that'd be super. Cause I think if we all band together and say nothing to him, he'll probably never work it out.

Like I love Barry, he's my bro but he isn't very fast at picking up hints so we should be cool if we all work as a team and say nothing.

[catchacold]

She likes you. She probably will.

Whatever. You do realise that Barry wouldn't care one way or the other?

[viber]

I hope so, that guy is pure evil. Like seriously, total evilness.

I care. He's the one guy I know that doesn't know so it's kind of cool and I want to keep it.

[catchacold]

It's your life.

Barry woke back up and felt himself up for about a minute, but he did recognise us all, so there is that.

[viber]

Is he still awake? Tell him I said hi!

I'm coming but I had to take the bus and it has like five more stops and I'll be here forever. Being poor really sucks.

[catchacold]

Are you sure you want to come? Because Wells is still here.

I told him you said hi, he smiled like a dork.

[viber]

Yeah, well, fuck that guy. I'm not scared of him.

And if I do get scared of him, I can just hide behind you because you're scary and I'm a wuss but you have to be nice to me because Barry likes me.

[catchacold]

Barry is very star-struck by Wells.

I like you too. Good reason to be nice.

[viber]

Tell him that guy is like Steve Rogers when he hailed hydra! He'll get what I mean.

You like me? :D Are we totes bros? Can I fist bump you? Do you want to hang some time? Am I coming on too strong? Sorry. You're the only cool guy to like me.

[catchacold]

Will he? I thought he was asleep for that you just ranted at him for an hour until Hartley dragged you out.

I can nod at you from a distance.

[viber]

Oh, Yeah. Damn. Okay, lemme think, I can do this. OH! Okay, got it. He's like Quucksilver when he pretended to be a skrull only he's not a skrull. Harrison Wells is not a skrull!

oh man can we do it in a bar and can we both have beers? You can chill at the pool table and I'll be at the bar and it'll be so badass! Like I'm one of the guys. Like when you and Mick did and you both look all manly and cool.

[catchacold]

You want me to tell Barry that Harrison Wells is not a skrull?

I've no idea what on Earth you're talking about, but that might be because I usually don't schedule when and where I nod at people.

[viber]

Yes. Do it. If he looks confused, throw out Quicksilver and if he still looks confused, tell him he needs to read more comics.

So you'll just go all organic with the nodding? Got it. Cool. I can do that. I'll be ready and I won't let you down.

[catchacold]

He's asking if either of us hit our head. You talk to him.

How would you possibly let me down over nodding?